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crim | may or may not be the rat king | she/him | 18+ only

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[wombatghirlie]

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[definitelynotshouting]

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

[definitelynotshouting]

is this anything

[melodespiza]

[mens-rights-activia]

[susandsnell]

the entire reason I even sat through Wonka 2023 was that I was having recurring dreams about the Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa having a running gag where he regularly suicide baits an increasingly irritated / long suffering Chalamet Wonka and this caused a firestorm of online controversy due to its insensitivity towards mental health issues and honestly I really want that movie

[mossworm]

[radiation]

this is probably my favorite piece of fanart of all time. they genuinely look so joyful and it fills my heart with happiness. source MikeJEddyNSGamer89 on deviantart

[informationisunethical]

Life Grips

[taydaughter]

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

[mainponcho]

It is not V that he hates.

It is seeing someone else praised for the things he did and was told weren't good enough.

It is hearing an "I love this guy so much" from the father figure who so seldomly spared him an "I love you".

It is gaining and losing a mother and father (and unclebrothers) in the blink of an eye, only to be told there is even more secret family, and this one gets everything he ever built just by virtue of showing up.

It is begging for things not to change, despite knowing that they always do, and then every conceivable thing changing all at once.

It is the terror of an executioner's sword dangling over his head finally gone only to die the slow, smaller death of irrelevance anyway.

It is not V that he hates.

[afro-elf]

just saw pictures from mike flanagan carrie

[afro-elf]

okay serious fucking question, must he de-fang every female character he touches?

[afro-elf]

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

[afro-elf]

you're laughing, mike flanagan wants to do gilmore girls with telekinetic rage and you're laughing

[goldcrescent]

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[aimond-cola]

Waaa Primo pet ….

[analogghoul]

Actual image of the Primo plushie I'd be helpless against.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[chainghuleh]

making the worst ghoul ships imaginable to scare my friends

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.