hey sup

just your average glowing orange crow boy with a blog (independent davesprite rp blog) m!a status: none

[bargainbinbirdboy]

((sorry for vanishing for a bit! i moved this weekend and am only now having the chance to sort of relax again. hopefully i'll be more active as the week progresses))

[bargainbinbirdboy]

riflesquiddle replied to your post:contrary to popular belief i cant actually talk to...

what if i told you… that i can talk to dogs!!!

then i probably wouldnt believe you until i saw some one hundred percent undeniable proof basically

[bargainbinbirdboy]

contrary to popular belief i cant actually talk to birds

like sure i know some words in crow but trying to speak it is basically the equivalent of going up to a french person and being like

hey dude

oui ou baguette omelette du fromage merci bonjour

[devechick]

i em super keweii end so ere you yes!

its e femily thing eeeeeeehheehe

[bargainbinbirdboy]

yep definitely a family thing

were like the most keweii family to ever keweii basically all the other families are just jealous of our mad skills

[devechick]

i em the ultimete chickie everyone should love me enpet me end tell me im super keweii

[bargainbinbirdboy]

well guess what little guy youre super keweii

like ultimate level keweii

[bargainbinbirdboy]

yeah sure i guess i can be mommy

and i dunno ive been around

how old are you anyways

[devechick]

but if you wenne be e ded i dont mind yessss i i iii im i illion yes *and clearly doesnt know how to count*

[bargainbinbirdboy]

a million huh

well darn i didnt realize i was in the presence of the ultimate dave here let me just bow down all humble like before you clearly you have some mad knowledge to impart on me

[gravitropist]

bargainbinbirdboy replied to your post: bargainbinbirdboy said:hey whats …

ive been fine sort of busy too i guess life throwing me its usual curveballs and whatever but ive been dribbling them off the field just fine

hahaha well im glad youve been dealing with it all!!!

though i think you mightve mixed up some different kinds of sports there ;)

[bargainbinbirdboy]

what no i just described the rules to the ultimate sportsball there there is definitely no mix up

i am the sports master it is me

[devechick]

momme is thet you??

Where heve u bbeen ell my life  love me pls

[bargainbinbirdboy]

yeah sure i guess i can be mommy

and i dunno ive been around

how old are you anyways

[holy-corruption-deactivated2018]

*He purses his lips, tapping his foot a bit* Well...

I ain't for sure on that. I don't look dead, but to be honest, I don't really remember dying in the first place.

*He hesitates before offering a hand* Can I get a hug?

[bargainbinbirdboy]

*He looks torn for a moment before he gives in, catching Bro in a tight, almost desperate hug* fine

[bargainbinbirdboy]

whered you come from

like

did i lay an egg i dont remember or did egbert mess around with one of the ecobiology machines or what

[devechick]

fghnfghnrfgvhb eggies i guess 

[bargainbinbirdboy]

ok i dont remember jackshit but i guess that makes me like

your dad or mom or something

cool

[devechick]

whet?

[bargainbinbirdboy]

whered you come from

like

did i lay an egg i dont remember or did egbert mess around with one of the ecobiology machines or what

[bargainbinbirdboy]

devechick started following you

what

[bargainbinbirdboy]

plushrumps-and-lil-shitheads replied to your post:plushrumps-and-lil-shitheads replied to your post:...

*He puts his hands up in a calming gesture* Hey, I wasn’t bein’ sarcastic. Ya look good. And, uh. I missed ya a lot, yknow?

didnt necessarily thing you were being sarcastic but the whole orange winged things sort of a sore subject i guess anyways thats not the point

point is where the hell have you even been like did you just get brought back to life and nobody thought to fucking tell me or

what

[bargainbinbirdboy]

plushrumps-and-lil-shitheads replied to your post: plushrumps-and-lil-shitheads said...

*He scratches the back of his head, bumping his hat* It’s been a while, hadn’t it? I like the… Color pallet.

yeah like half a decade on my end

and look the color pallet wasnt my choice ok it was just

a chromatic destiny thrust upon me by the game

its complicated

[bargainbinbirdboy]

Well howdy, Dave. You, uh. Ya lookin' nice.

uh hey

bro

thanks i guess

[bargainbinbirdboy]

robotks started following you

hey welcome to the blog

youre like

the young alternate universe version of bro right

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aftermath [closed - bargainbinbirdboy]

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When he held the keys up, her eyes widened and she chuckled just slightly. Having a friend with a tail was something that she shouldn’t really think was odd, but that she did, for whatever reason. She took the keys, fished around to find the one she needed, and unlocked the door with a click.

As she entered the house, she glanced behind her to try to figure out what exactly Davesprite was thinking — there was a weird kind of feeling associated with seeing someone for the first time in a very long time, a kind of feeling without a name that made her nervous. But still, she smiled. She was glad to see him, if nothing else, and she didn’t want him thinking otherwise.

The door opened directly into a small, dark kitchen. “This is it,” she said again, gesturing around the cramped room. “La Maison de Rose.”

[bargainbinbirdboy]

Davesprite just as carefully watched Rose's reactions, feeding into a somewhat self-defeating mentality. He was looking for any action that might imply that she thought him weird or bizarre, or somehow lesser-than than the other Dave. Her look of slight shock upon getting the keys made him fold his wings in, as though to hide them, but then she smiled at him.

He wasn't quite sure what to make of that. 

The dark kitchen was lit dimly orange as he floated inside and his faint, sprite glow started to be more evident. "Looks nice," he said with a small shrug. "I mean, it's nicer than the box I live in anyways. How long have you been here?"