bargainbinshenanigan

20 they/he (oops) mdni ! this blog is nsft :^)

[bargainbinshenanigan]

hi

i’m bad at intro posts

i’m 20. i’m a guy. pronouns optional. also bi

this is a freaky side blog to a main blog that currently doesn’t exist. i’m like hypersexual but like also sex is scary. yfm

i lowkey just want an outlet for that so like yeha

obviously. if you are not 18+. fuck off. =)

in terms of like who i am ? i’m a switch. don’t say switches don’t exist, because they do, and i am one of them. uhmmm. idk what else. don’t come off too strong or i’ll get scared

[wolf-paws]

platonic free-use

[kosmogrl]

[att3ntionpl3as3]

Is this a porn blog? No. Its my diary. I just happen to be thinking of porn usually

[estroghoul]

sometimes pretty girls send you pictures of their boobs unprompted and it heals you a little bit rb to manifest pretty girls tits in your inbox

[boobcareer]

woman i already wanted to fuck: "im going to hypnotize you into wanting to have sex with me"

me: "wow ur so good at this"

her: "i havent started yet"

[girlnamedbug]

please be perverted about me in these trying times

[malibuklaus]

[lemon-labia]

if youre my friend and ive texted you while you were jerking off im sorry

[shetheyslain]

I need something pornographic to happen to me soon

[girlxplodes]

[alfiebarks]

Hey thanks for liking all of the posts on my blog!

Are you perhaps masturbating

[fagrots]

whats the point in a man if hes not a little very perverted about you

[fairycosmos]

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[empty-sigh]

hey do you wanna feel it get hard while we kiss

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix