NOT A DAMSEL !

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 !

[bargainedsoul]

                                             HAVE A NICE DAY.

                                   carrd (includes rules and statistics)   

[bargainedsoul]

Getting to replies over the weekend xx

[bargainedsoul]

Going to try to get to replies later today!! School is starting up again (merc me pls) and I’ll try my best to respond to everything. Once again, if anyone has any sort of questions or concerns, my discord is timeturnerz#5634 and my dms are always open. Have a great day :)

[bargainedsoul]

Hey guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Yesterday I was kind of busy and today I will be even busier. I haven’t been ignoring anyone, I’ve just been trying to my best ability to help everyone irl. I have a few things I need to respond to, and I’ll get to those over the weekend. I’ll also be reblogging some memes so if any of you want to interact with me, that’s probably the simplest way to do so right now. Please don’t be afraid to DM me if needed. My discord is also timeturnerz#5634 , so before you add me let me know it’s you on here and then message me on discord as needed. You’re all so so loved and I appreciate every single one of you :)

[bargainedsoul]

                                             HAVE A NICE DAY.

                                   carrd (includes rules and statistics)   

[rpmemeheaven]

Partners in Crime Starters!

Requested ; triggers include murder and general tomfoolery 

❝ you have got to be kidding me. ❞

❝ i can’t believe you actually dragged me into this. ❞

❝ the code word is churros. ❞

❝ walkie-talkies? seriously? ❞

❝ this is the worst fake ID i’ve ever seen. ❞

❝ shh! you’re gonna get us caught! ❞

❝ i’m out. i don’t wanna do this anymore. you’re on your own. ❞

❝ i haven’t had this much fun in a long time. ❞

❝ what the hell did you just do?! ❞

❝ that was NOT part of the plan. ❞

❝ i’ve got your back. ❞

❝ are you trying to get us killed?! ❞

❝ if it’s not illegal, it’s not fun. ❞ 

❝ no. no way i’m doing that. ❞

❝ forget it, we’re screwed! ❞

❝ i was just trying to help! ❞

❝ you just killed a man! ❞

❝ there’s a security camera. right there. FUCK. ❞

❝ you just left your fingerprints all over! ❞

❝ we’ve gotta get outta here, now. ❞

❝ seriously? THAT’S your plan? ❞  

Bonus: getting caught!

❝ –i can explain. ❞

❝ how the hell did you get in here? ❞

❝ get out of my fucking house before i call 911. ❞

❝ i’m not here to hurt you. ❞

❝ just give me back the money and we’ll pretend this never happened. ❞

❝ please don’t hurt me! ❞

❝ we did what we had to. ❞

❝ it wasn’t me! i’m innocent! ❞

❝ i didn’t do it, i swear. ❞

❝ just give it back. please. ❞

[musingmeme-blog]

beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

[bargainedsoul]

Edited this photo of my model a bit to look more like Meg, and I can once again claim she IS Meg ❤️

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog if your muse is always low-key ready to FIGHT somebody

[memetaped]

texting starters send a symbol for…

🌻 a worried text.

🐰 a goofy text.

🦋 a loving text.  

🧦 a half-asleep text.

🌳 a happy text.

🍎 an apologetic text.

⚠️ a text meant for someone else.

🕰️ an early morning text.

💫 a late night text.

🗑️ a text that wasn’t sent.

💡 a scared text.

💀 an urgent text.

🥇 a supportive text.

🔪 a hateful text. 

🌊 a sad text.

⚡ an angry text. 

🚀 a goodbye text.

[qtastrology-blog]

are you a hair up or hair down kinda person? horror movie or a rom-com? do you like coffee or tea? are you moon or sun? park or coffee shop? romantic love or platonic love?

[bargainedsoul]

Model and canon parallel: drying your hair after you got dropped by a centaur

[artist-ellen]

And there are all of Megara’s redesigns!!

See them on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ellen.cranch/

I am the artist!!! Do not repost without permission or credit! Thank you!!

[poikas]

sketching my fave damsel in distress

[rpstartersinc]

                                                    PART TWO.

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ can i buy you a drink ? ”  

“ comfort, the enemy of progress. ”  

“ live a little crazy. ”  

“ well i hate to tell you but it just won’t happen. ”  

“ can’t you see i’m doing fine ? ”  

“ is this really how you like to spend your days ? ”  

“ i wasn’t born this morning. ”  

“ nothing draws a crowd quite like a crowd. ”  

“ that went well. ”  

“ i believe those are the words of a scandal. ”  

“ your reputation proceeds you. ”  

“ can’t let this moment end. ”  

“ take my hand. ”  

“ will you share this with me ? ”  

“ but it’ll never be enough. ”  

“ i believe i told you that free champagne is a recipe for disaster. ”  

“ a man’s station is limited only by his imagination. ”  

“ it’s hard to understand wealth and privilege when you’re born into it. ”  

“ i sometimes don’t feel like i belong here. ”  

“ i am not a stranger to the dark. ”  

“ i’ve learned to be ashamed of all my scars. ”  

“ i am brave. ”  

“ i am who i’m meant to be. ”  

“ i make no apologies, this is me. ”  

“ there’s nothing i’m not worthy of. ”  

“ ain’t that a sight for sore eyes. ”  

“ couldn’t even say hello. ”  

“ i wasn’t sure you’d come if i asked. ”  

“ have you no shame ? ”  

“ you forget your place. ”  

“ they’re small minded people. ”  

“ why do you care what they think ? ”  

“ you know i want you. ”  

“ i know you want me. ”  

“ you’re here in my heart. ”  

“ no one can say what we get to be. ”  

“ you think it’s easy. ”  

“ how can you say you’ll be mine ? ”  

“ everything keeps us apart. ”  

“ just give me all of you. ”  

“ you don’t need everyone to love you. just a few, good people. ”  

“ some people long for a life that is simple and planned. ”  

“ some people won’t sail the sea ‘cause they’re safer on land. ”  

“ i’d follow you to the great unknown. ”  

“ will you catch me if i should fall ? ”  

“ i’ve become a distraction. ”  

“ when you’re careless with other people, you bring ruin upon yourself. ”  

“ i’m gonna have to ask you to leave. ”  

“ i missed you. ”  

“ i’m not in love with her. ”  

“ i’m going home. ”  

“ figured you’d end up here, feeling sorry for yourself. ”  

“ a man learns who is there for him. ”

“ those are someone else’s dreams. ”  

“ the crazy speed of always needing more. ”  

“ you warned me, and i wouldn’t listen. ”

“ you brought joy into my life. ”

                                                 PART ONE HERE. 

[thegirlinthefandom]

My kinds of ships are the ships where the men know their women are powerful forces of nature and that they could fuck up entire armies in a matter of seconds and THEY EMBRACE IT AND TAKE PRIDE IN IT???! “Oh… It’s not me you should be worried about… It’s my WIFE.“ *smirks* YAAASSSSSSSSSS GIVE ME MORE.

[bargainedsoul]

Guys I really wanna interact with people so like this if you’re interested in interacting :)