al’ykç

he/they 25 gay i post nerd things, gay things, and collages about my emotions. end capitalism fr bro.

[barithoene]

[givememtnspls]

San Juan National Forest - 35mm

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[kristina100000]

The job market really needs to kill itself it is so bad i dont even want my girls to get a job anymore i want them swimming with fish and seahorses in a beautiful ocean..........

[bewitchedv4mp-deactivated202512]

i should be smoking weed in the forest with the spirits and fairies

[barithoene]

oh lord

[meangirlnurse]

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

lol

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[steadynursewizard]

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

[deanwinchesterapologist]

went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"

[homunculus-argument]

Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going

"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."

Dinosaur: KAAA! :V

[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."

[nflstreet]

Return of the king

[nflstreet]

[crow--teeth]

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

[glimmah]

[cheerfullycatholic]

From capitalstitchco on Threads

[foffythesheep]

not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

[foffythesheep]

they should make a gacha called Casino Girls! Beautiful Spending Spree

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[markodragic]

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

[markodragic]