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jade // nineteen years old // witch of space [[ indie roleplay blog for jade harley from the webcomic homestuck. Mun is 18+. Written by Kitten. ]]

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[enstorie]

Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

[barking-rifles-blog]

Good afternoon, just woke up! Maybe I should try to fix my sleep schedule... Nah. I like sleeping in. :)

[barking-rifles-blog]

You won't guess who's back! Hope everyone's feeling good today! :)

[tcachinnating-blog]

@barking-rifles

hey green sister

how be your day rollin for you 

this day be dubbed lazy for mine own self

this day be dubbed tired

[barking-rifles-blog]

Hello! My day has been well, just finished a little science experiment and am now enjoying some downtime. So... I guess we are both being very lazy, but sometimes that's good! :)

[ardentguilt]

@kxwxiibitch @barking-rifles

Yet another Harley AND a Megido? The human you’re not to surprised about, you seem to be popular with them but the maroonblood? Well you certainly don’t see many of them around.

“Greetings to the 8oth of you. Name’s Mindfang, how can I help you?”

[barking-rifles-blog]

It's nice to meet you, Mindfang! I'm assuming you already know my name, so I won't bother with introductions. How are you? :)

[terminatedtimeline]

I suppose nearly twenty four hours of doing nothing is a bit much. Therefore…

@diligentpsychopomp, @toxicbonds, @barking-rifles, @kxwxiibitch, @midnightcitymadnessrp, @holdusfast

Good evening to my new acquaintances. I do not know what you hope to gain from following the digitized dead through the internet, but you are welcome to continue doing so for as long as it pleases you. I rather enjoy conversation so if you’re up for it please, introduce yourselves.

I am Rose Lalonde. Formerly (and debatably still) the Emissary. I am delighted to meet you.

[barking-rifles-blog]

Hello there, Rose! My name is Jade Harley, it's a pleasure to meet you, although it does seem your delight is quite sarcastic. Of course, I could be mistaken, and if that is the case, whoops!

[barking-rifles-blog]

Hello there... and whom might you be, to start following me out of the blue?

The name is Jade Harley, it's a pleasure to meet you! How have you been? :)

[rppanda]

Send 🐧 to give my Muse a stuffed animal!

[itsescope-deactivated20171010]

rppanda:

Sender chooses what they give!

[heinoushalo-archive]

@barking-rifles

yooo sup motherfucker, name’s gabriel, who are you?

[barking-rifles-blog]

It's nice to meet you, Gabriel! My name is Jade, although some refer to me by my last name, Harley. I haven't been doing much as of late. Just fixed my computer, it had been acting funny for a small while.

[gutsyguardian-blog]

@barking-rifles started following you

Hello!

I’m Jane Crocker. 

Who are you?

[barking-rifles-blog]

Hi there, Jane! My name is Jade Harley, it's a pleasure to meet you! :) What have you been up to recently, Jane?

[heinouslyyours]

now that im for the moment out of birdbirnation

its like hibernation but for some reason that defies all natural order on either side of the genetree its somehow attached to being a bird

@barking-rifles @fight-for-lovve @arsenicap0calypse @hacksyouinspanish

whats good im dave

no nicknames yet tho im accepting applications that dont amount to either

auaaaaauugh 

or 

for the love of christ what is that thing

new as fresh snow to the multiverse but already becoming that one roomate crossdimensionally like twice

how many times was it that you needed to do something niche before by definition you were considered an expert or professional in your field cause im not saying i could corner the market on that but each and both of my hosts can attest that i leave one hell of an impression

mainly in their mattresses and sometimes their nightmares

also their noses so trust me all you guys who just followed me via blog are getting the most comfortable end of this stick

tldr wassup

[barking-rifles-blog]

Hello there Dave! My name is Jade Harley, it's great to see that you're out of your bird version of hibernation. I've never hibernated before so I can't say I know what it feels like, but it must be good to be out and about on your blog again!

Anyways, I've been busy finding vintage guns and just having a good time. Mainly because I'm trying to stay away from my responsibilities, but that's alright! Right?

[trickormemes]

coxgitando:

HEADCANON QUESTIONS:

✿: What is your muses favourite scent?

☼: What is your muses favourite kind of weather?

☤: Is your muse allergic to anything?

♫: Does your muse like music? What kind?

✉: What is something your muse would write about?

✈: How far has your muse travelled away from their home?

💕: Does your muse have any crushes?

★: What is your muse’s zodiac?

✞: Does your muse have an religious beliefs? What are they?

∞: Is there something about your muse that has been constant throughout their life?

✘: What are your muses pet peeves?

💲: What is your muse like with their money? What’s their financial situation?

⚽: What’s your muse’s favourite sport?

✔: What is your muse’s sexuality?

✋: Is your muse left or right handed?

👓: Does your muse need reading aids? Contacts or glasses?

🎒: What does your muse normally keep in their bag?

🚑: Does your muse have any disabilities/impairments?

👕: What is your muse’s fashion sense like?

🎲: Does your muse like to gamble?

🍕: What’s your muses favourite food?

🍸: Does your muse like to consume alcohol? What’s their favourite kind?

💉: Does your muse have a substance addiction? To what?

[pullingonthestrings-blog]

Go into my inbox and try to make my muse flustered/embarrassed

[frxckinggxre-blog]

[eyesablaze-blog1]

@barking-rifles started following you

H3Y

1′M T3R3Z1 PYROP3 BUT YOU C4N C4LL M3 R3Z

[barking-rifles-blog]

It's nice to meet you, Rez! The name is Jade Harley, some tend to call me Jadey or Harls if you prefer. How are you doing? :)

[drunkxnectobiologya]

+1 | ooohhh hey!

@barking-rifles

——- hey theee! *there the names roxy lalonde but u can call me anythin drom roxy 2rolal :3

[barking-rifles-blog]

Hi Roxy! I'm Jade, it's a pleasure to meet your wonderful acquaintance! You seem like a pretty cool person, just so you know. :)

[heather-the-mythic]

@holdusfast @barking-rifles

Well this is so+rta late. Anyways, hi. I’m Po+rrim Maryam. I can speak Japanese and a bit o+f French and I like to+ make clo+thing.

[barking-rifles-blog]

Greetings Porrim! My name is Jade Harley, it's nice to meet you! Damn, I wish I knew as many languages as you!