Midnight Pals: Clarification
JK Rowling: hello children Poe: oh Poe: joanne Rowling: I’m jussst here to clarify my posssition on transss people Barker: oh damn wow Barker: damn wow everyone stop what you’re doing Barker: joanne’s got something to say about trans people Poe: clive Barker: sh edgar I don’t want to miss a word Barker: I bet this is really gonna surprise us all
Rowling: I jusssst wanted to clarify Rowling: my opinion Rowling: which isss that we need to find sssome kind of Rowling: final sssolution for them Rowling: I’m not transssphobic by the way
Barker: wow damn did not see that coming Barker: about to have a heart attack and die from the shock of this revelation Barker: bout time for you to say the line edgar Poe: no you can go on Rowling: look, I’m not transssphobic Rowling: I jussss think that transss people should all disssappear Rowling: and I think the bessst way I can make that happen is by ssssupporting global fascism Rowling: with my wordssss and my wealth Rowling: I jussst wanted to clarify my opinion there Barker: you have literally not revealed any new information Rowling: no but sssee I wanted to clarify Barker: like, we all already knew this King: yeah joanne I feel like you’ve been pretty clear about this Poe: yeah I think we all understand what you’re saying Rowling: good Rowling: then you underssstand I’m not being transssphobic
Rowling: I cannot be argued out of thissss possssition Rowling: my brain issss too powerful to be ssswayed by factssss Rowling: unlike you puny mammalsss, I have a dorssssal ventricular ridge in my telencephalon King: jeez joanne you know I’m a huge fan of harry potter but gosh that’s just pretty bad I gotta say Rowling: I knew that you harry potter fansssss are deeply unhappy with my transss views Rowling: but you have to underssstand Rowling: I jusssst really love transssphobia Rowling: it’sss great
Rowling: I underssstand you feel betrayed assss a harry potter fan, sssteve Rowling: but you won’t feel that way for long King: really? Rowling: yesss Rowling: cuz it’s illegal to feel betrayed by my views Rowling: you’ll be hearing from my lawyersss
Rowling: I wasss jussst thinking Rowling: really, if you think about it Rowling: I’m the real victim here Rowling: I mean, people were very very rude to me Rowling: I had to buy a four foot fence! Rowling: do you know how much that cosssst? Rowling: that’s money I could have been ussssing to sssue my fansss


















