barney99

LESTAPPEN😘🏎️ i've written a lestappen fic on wattpad if you wanna read it... 'you were never my enemy'

[barney99]

I WANTED A LESTAPPEN PODIUM NOT A LESTAPPEN DNF

[barney99]

no no I'm not going over to this corner to cry I just like sitting here alone ok?? also please don't check on me for like 2-5 business days. no reason.

[irdkbutdontask]

My biggest fear is probably my parents finding out about my obsession with gay ships of any kind

[barney99]

happy pride month to everyone in love with their rival!

(not directed at anyone at all...)

[barney99]

'if you drop a coke bottle, open it slowly' hell nah if i drop a coke bottle im putting it back on the shelf for someone else to open accidently, and watch their surprise as it explodes in their face

this isnt about a coke bottle btw

[barney99]

'that's so gay' I say as I willingly write a gay fanfiction

[barney99]

i fear Kimi and George took '2026 is the new 2016' too literally

[barney99]

my son just came out as gay? help?? how am i supposed to pay for his f1 career?!

[barney99]

pov: you had a fight with an angelic demon as a child and now you're lowkey obsessed with him but its fine cause everyone else is too

[barney99]

so um i wrote a lestappen fanfic

yeah its on wattpad its called 'you were never my enemy' and its set in 2024 when they're like kinda friends and then for a reason I'm not telling you they become enemies (then lovers dw) and its totally really good you should go read it