The Baron

For the longer tweets

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[barongreenback]

I hate justifying myself to myself as if I wasn't there when the thing that happened happened.

"Do you doubt the events or their ordering?"

"No."

"Do you have issue with our interpretation of the event?"

"No."

"Was our reaction over the top?"

"No."

"Then leave me the fuck alone! The fuck??!"

[icaseybaybee]

[the-big-mood]

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[nudityandnerdery]

"I can't reveal my secret identity!" *rushes at inhuman speed to stand on the sidewalk in broad daylight and uses his superpowers where anyone can see*

[lucy-moderatz]

I was worried you were dead.

[abreca]

Vicki Vale asks & we want to know!

Young Bruce&Dick still getting usted to the vigilantes and socialites combo.

[ll-kool-rai]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

the tension between me + quietly disappearing

[minnow-doodle-doo]

its hard for Bruce to be human.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

people don’t even drunk call you like they used to

[goddamnshinyrock]

it’s so embarrassing when you finally, reluctantly, with much foot-dragging, implement some piece of basic health advice and immediately feel better. how dare that work.

[deep-dark-fears]

Reach out. A fear submitted by Emely to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks!

You can pick up some original artwork at deepdarkfears.com/shop

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this week’s @guardian books

[theycantalk]

creatures

[lizclimo]

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.