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i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER
I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening
idk anything about this but I love it
The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.
Also, please do not listen to how people talk about cover letters on this site. Cover letters are important, and in many industries you can be damn sure they'll be read. And no, they're not 'fanfic about working in your office', or just re-stating the resume contents in a fancier guise. If you treat them like that, then of course they're not doing much for you. That makes you sound like a syncophantic windbag, and it's not doing anything else to help.
I was trained in the dark arts of the cover letter by my mother, who is a hiring manager. And her training has paid off: I've been consistently told my cover letters are excellent. Let me pass on the wisdom.
The job of a cover letter is to give a prospective employer strictly more information than is on the resume. This is where you take the resume contents and put them into context. You look at the job requirements (you are looking at the job requirements before applying, right?) and look at your resume and ask the question (in your head) "why would a person think this candidate would be good for this job?" and your cover letter is the answer to that question. If you don't answer that question, the hiring manager is going to have to do it themselves, and you have way more information to work with than they do.
This is especially important if you're moving from one industry to another, because then the relevant connections aren't obvious. It's also very important if you're overqualified, because then you can use the letter to say "I know it looks like this job would be too entry-level for me, but I'm interested to pursue it for reasons x, y, and z". You can also use this space to explain away something that might otherwise be disqualifying, like job-hopping or a long break in employment. The tone to strike here is always matter-of-fact and constrained to topic - don't go into detail about health stuff or personal tragedy, just tell them what they need to hear: that this period of your resume was affected by [bad thing] but that it's now in the past and you're looking forward to the next chapter. Remember, one of the things they're trying to learn is whether you'd be content in this role, or whether you'd be miserable and leave after 2 months, which would force them to do all the work of hiring again. You're trying to establish that you will fit right in and not cause problems. Knowing what drew you to this job in particular (and don't just say 'money', that's true for everyone) helps with that.
And the other mistake? Everyone writes cover letters that are too long. One page is fine. Two is the absolute maximum, and that's if you have a lot of specific things to say. It's a waste of your time and theirs to pad it out with fluff. Of my two most recent successful cover letters (i.e. jobs for which I was interviewed) one was 390 words and the other was 550. That's the length of this post. How long did it take me to write this post? About 15 minutes to write, 5 to proof and edit. That's how long you should be spending on a cover letter, maximum.
unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british
Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative
[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"
She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.
"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]
“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past
adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
What they did to Kaylin Mahoney in the new Game Changer episode is unacceptable. You cannot claim you were seeking contestants' consent and establishing their boundaries before filming if they didn't even know they'd be contestants and they not only continued to film but then edited and released the footage of her being continuously visibly distressed and even vocally expressing this at multiple points. It does appear she didn't suffer ill effects from this mistreatment and if so I'm glad she didn't, but that's not an acceptable way to treat an employee.
If despite the Copaganda crossover and the transmisogyny you still have a Dropout subscription, I'd encourage you to cancel it. If you want to cite their treatment of her as your reason, that's probably a good idea. I know we all like to jokingly claim otherwise but your first priority should not actually be the bit. It should be doing right by others.
She did know she'd be performing. She was on the call sheet as cast:
She has done the bit where she is introduced as a PA to the audience but is actually performing a couple of times, so she knows the drill.
She did not know what specifically she'd be doing, neither did any of the other 9 people on stage. That's the game. Were the artists' boundaries broken when they were asked to perform? Were the perfomers' boundaries broken when they were asked to draw?
You seem to have other problems with Sam/Dropout. Fair. But claiming that a professional comedian being called upon to do comedy was "mistreated" is ridiculous and lowkey disrespectful of her talent. Was she supposed to break kayfabe, face the camera and assure us she's just acting?
She was a professional who given a chance to shine and she SHONE! Incredible physical comedy, I wasn't surprised to learn she's a clown.
playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
i keep fucking around but i'm too stupid so i never really find out anything
hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one
Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.
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there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.
rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking