i love u, tomorrow we're going to go kill this guy

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

[barryhbo2018]

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regular guy. i can say whatever i want on my blog. if you didnt like what i said i was joking. leave me alone

[barryhbo2018]

my peapod #mypeapod

[despazito]

[pudulogy]

[barryhbo2018]

its ok this is us :) the republican calendar universe is the only one in which im taller than you so im fine with it

LOL okay yay

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[giragirameganedan]

trans woman fiction author: the government mech that fingers you

trans man fiction author: the cowboys who cried and fingered each other

nonbinary fiction author: fingered by the crow gods

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[barryhbo2018]

old ladies at work just asked if sam and I were related because we look alike i guess (? not really) and sam was like yeah hes my cousin and they believed her #mypseudocestrelationship

[horribleboundaries]

Yes well, I suppose I know he is 40, but in a certain light he looks 12. [Begins getting frustrated at your confusion] In a certain light he looks 12.

[yesornopolls]

Poll: Has a complete stranger ever insulted you for no reason?

Has a complete stranger ever insulted you for no reason?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[barryhbo2018]

people will say anything as if the cruelty those same "transmasculine people " direct towards trans women isn't far uglier and crueller. actually I dont give a fuck what happens to "transmascs" online until they eradicate transmisogyny

[barryhbo2018]

change the title refrain of taylor swift Elizabeth Taylor to eraserhead baby. now we're cooking...

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[barryhbo2018]

I genuinely cant have anything in this house

[barryhbo2018]

both my favourite bowls with apples on them got broken im fully about to pay 30 dollars apiece to replace them on ebay

[pseudomantis]

Basically they want me poisoned + killed + maimed but all I do is hang out