Prosecutor Problems

I got 99 problems and the law is all of them.

[lawblr-sd]

How I feel at the end of every week...

[barstudies]

And the beginning.  And every single day of the week.

[lawschoolruinedme]

When Opposing Counsel Asks If You’re The Secretary

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[barstudies]

What I wish trials were like

[barstudies]

When I have to do extra work because one of my defendants keeps getting rearrested

[whatshouldlawbroscallme]

Realizing that they're assigning more work than is humanly possible to do

[bathtubbarrister]

when it’s just been a fucking awful Monday

[lawschooltrials]

When someone reminds me that bar prep starts in a month...

[disabilityhealth]

When someone tells me I need to get out more but I’m in denial

[Gif of Mulder from the X-Files saying, “I have a life.”]

[youjustgotlawyered]

When the boss says he has a special project for me:

[michiganlaw]

When Someone Asks Me What I’ve Been Up To This Week

[lawblrgh]

When people ask for free legal advice

[lawschoolruinedme]

When You Get Asked To Work On The Weekend

[lawschoolruinedme]

When Email Goes Down In The Office

[youjustgotlawyered]

When your boss yells at you for something you aren’t responsible for:

[lawblr-sd]

When someone starts talking back to the judge

I’m like…

[motion4sanctions]

When the court denies my motion...

[whatshouldwecallme]

When another person on my social media feed gets engaged

[legal-lady]

#foreveralone

[barstudies]

#bitter