smeckledorfed

"Thank you Scranton Strangler, you just took one more person's breath away"--Michael Scott Caitie. 24. Just your typical SpongeBob/feminist/The Office/trash blog.

[theghosteggart]

Sometimes it rains 💜🌱

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[taxitunnelvision-deactivated202]

this is an elliot page stan account

[just-adhd-stuff]

[mjalti]

my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

i salute MY soldiers

[fernsandsunflowers]

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

[dormirblonde]

concept: its an october evening and thunderstorming outside. you’re drinking cider under a pile of blankets, and watching halloween movies with your favorite person.

[pollyjean]

[mariahhasnocause]

You know before the pandemic I didn't believe a school would stay open if there was a giant deadly snake in the pipes with the potential to kill students. Now I could see it.

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[welcometoyouredoom]

Happy Labor Day

[chubb-e-cheese]

[hildyj]

[cofficionado]

Yes.

[tinderpodcast]

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

[optimalmongoose3]

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

[mia-beak]

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

[sadclowncentral]

[astrodidact]

[hisokasquiveringdick]