Rushed, Sloppy, Irritated & Alive

Sam. 30's. She/Her. Apostate. Audiobook fiend. Married to @tippytap-extraordinaire I’ve had this tumblr since I was like 18 and in bible college, so scroll back at your own peril.

[numnum-num]

James Wilby and Hugh Grant in a promo for the movie "Maurice", dir. by James Ivory after the novel by the same name by E.M. Forster.

[ohxxlapetitemort]

Eating a good peach really makes life worth living

[ghostofmads]

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[screaming-at-the-wailing-void]

In the 2010s I read a weekly column sporking bad fanfiction. I'm glad the practice is no longer in vogue as far as I'm aware, but it did successfully make me aware of some of the most disgusting things I'm aware of. And I was laughing, because the articles were pretty well written, if distinctly of the time. I honestly think it's why I'm so close to immune to disgust at fetishes and kinks, and why any time someone tries to talk about like. Age gaps in popular ships as pedophilia, or 50 shades as the worst depiction of bdsm. I just smile and crack up on the inside.

I promise, it's fine. Whatever people are calling degenerate, or claiming will destroy society, you're still in the lobby displays. There's a whole library and the stacks contain multitudes. Relax, read something else, learn to analyze what you don't like honestly instead of being grossed out. It makes the world a better place

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[tamamita]

The full text of the Iran-US MoU

[milf-king]

This is why all the Zios are losing their mind btw. Read this and tell me it's not everything Iran wanted.

Lebanon, oil waivers, asset access, sanction releif, and they're getting paid for all the infrastructure that was destroyed. All of that and enrichment is still on the table.

[tricerasox]

NK Jemison’s The Fifth Season style reoccurring apocalyptic events, but for spiders and it’s just me getting into my car every day and destroying their overnight webs

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

*placing this on the new king's head* The alligator will be seen later. For the while, long live the crocodile!

[dogpuppy]

[tippytap-extraordinaire]

[librarycards]

gentle

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[bunjywunjy]

creature of all time

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[jewish-rock]

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

[jewish-rock]

dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

[jewish-rock]

obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)

but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it

[jewish-rock]

"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.

"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress

[jewish-rock]

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

[aletheyass]

the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..