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Too old for this shit. Scientist. Tall, dark, & awkward,

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[bgm05]

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

[segamascott]

why not both

[i-merani]

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[mentallylivingin2000s]

All you do on this app is cry and complain

what else is tumblr for bitch god forbid a girl be annoying on the internet

[papayajuan2019]

all my posts are peer reviewed by a committee of versions of myself. none pass the review but i stll post anyway.

[probuccalfat]

there’s just always something fucking happening

[viralfrog]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[gardenofdelete998]

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[armydreamerr]

this is my favourite post ever

[cskywalk]

Had to bring this to tumblr.

[jame7t]

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro