Promise you'll never be like them

Caroline, New Jersey, avid fangirl, boxer and Marvel nerd. "You were created to love and be loved. You were meant to live life in relationship with other people, to know and be known. You need to know that your story is important and that you’re part of a bigger story. You need to know that your life matters."  feeling pretty bootylicious  wanting to tap that ass

[mackievanstan]

#the gag reel scene we were robbed of

[atheistj]

This is Ryan Potter’s twitter.

Do not tease me, child.

[jasonttodd]

[mori-sempai]

When freshmen come into the library real loud #Naruto

[dragonastra]

I am fascinated by these series of vines because there’s like. Continuity. There’s a guy with a backpack on his head, watching. There’s a guy who has mastered the backflip and does it in the background. The people in the crowd watching is always different from shot to shot. Who are they. Who are these ninja viners.

[obviouslyinvisible]

also-

-the guy in the orange shirt who in the end has a bin on his head.

- the girl who originally hushes them ends with a storm trooper mask

- the random baby doll on the table that just disappears

[jeremyrennerdaily]

Jeremy Renner and Amy Adams at the 2016 Venice Film Festival, photographed by Greg Williams for Vanity Fair.

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[wrestlingsoulmate]

I can’t help if you wont talk to me, James. My name is Bucky.

[geekandsundry]

savage

[scarletwitch-moved]

[hiddlescheekbones]

All the tiny animals imprinted on Papa Hiddles

[finndamerons-archive]

ok but bucky barnes standing outside whatever jail the last of the hydra officials are being kept in, banging a pan against his metal arm yelling “I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL, Y’ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”

[onebuttscratcher]

Fan fiction writers are blessings to this world

all fandom (via onebuttscratcher)

[tomhiddlescum]

x

[hiddleston-daily]

c

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they’d like to disclose? I’m open to suggestions.

[theironman]

(x)

[tomtomlocked]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Tom Hiddleston as Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager, episode 5