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@bartvangoethem
Mea Culpa
Yes, you have all been severely neglected, lately. But for a good reason: I have been submitting stories like crazy. To magazines, blogs, e-zines, publishers and what have you. So far short-humour.org, flashfictionmagazine.wordpress.com and flashingforkicks.com were so kind to publish some work. Hopefully more to come.
Conceptually speaking this tumblr should stop now.
Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius.
http://imgur.com/a/lUWTG
A selection of my funny stories got published on The Short Humour Site.
Marriage is easy. Editing is hard.
Get one sentence stories via Snapchat
Add me on Snapchat and get a new one sentence story every week, starting in February. My username: bartvangoethem. When you add me, let me know you want to receive stories. Not nude pictures.
Shorter is better. And sometimes nothing is best.
I like poetry, as long as it doesn't rhyme.
The Long Con
It took a year before the daycare trusted her alone with the toddlers, but finally she had her pick of the litter.
A very warm and merry Christmas to you all!