Life's too short for long stories

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Mea Culpa

Yes, you have all been severely neglected, lately. But for a good reason: I have been submitting stories like crazy. To magazines, blogs, e-zines, publishers and what have you. So far short-humour.org, flashfictionmagazine.wordpress.com and flashingforkicks.com were so kind to publish some work. Hopefully more to come.

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Conceptually speaking this tumblr should stop now.

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Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius.

http://imgur.com/a/lUWTG

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A selection of my funny stories got published on The Short Humour Site.

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Marriage is easy. Editing is hard.

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Add me on Snapchat and get a new one sentence story every week, starting in February. My username: bartvangoethem. When you add me, let me know you want to receive stories. Not nude pictures.

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Shorter is better. And sometimes nothing is best.

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I like poetry, as long as it doesn't rhyme.

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The Long Con

It took a year before the daycare trusted her alone with the toddlers, but finally she had her pick of the litter.

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A very warm and merry Christmas to you all!