I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE.

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I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE.
Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something even scarier, like COMMITMENT or STUDENT LOANS
I sincerely don’t think I’ll ever get over Stucky. Not completely. I know this sounds like an exaggeration, but I’m truly convinced that I’ll carry my fondness for this relationship with me for the rest of my life. I’ll still be thinking and crying about it, rereading all my favorite fics, even when I don’t have anyone left on social media to talk to about it, even when the fic count on AO3 has stagnated, even when the MCU is in Phase 54 and no one even remembers who Steve and Bucky were…I’ll still think about it and be moved.
One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking about the peer reviewing process and how vicious some academics can get, so I casually asked him what the worst review he’d ever received was.
He became very stony-faced, looked off into the distance and said, completely deadpan and in his thick accent:
“It does not matter. They are dead now.”
I think my professor has killed a man.
Bonus:
One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far.
THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING
Remember when everyone was excited and having fun playing a game that promoted exploring and exercising? God I miss it
Well that was unexpected
this is like the 10th time I’ve seen a sex toy-seeming thing turn out to be a magical girl transformation device
Please send me the other nine
(x) guess who watched the incredibles again
bonus: Bucky finally succumbs.
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You’ve been on top streaks lately! You’re dating someone you genuinely love and your luck seems to be out of this world; your coffee is always pre-prepared at your shop despite the owners never taking a liking to you, this new bus driver is always on time and your date has arranged for a meal at the most highly rated restaurant in the world!
One particular day someone who used to be cruel to you runs up to you, tears coating their face and panting “please tell ‘em to lay off it! I’m sorry, so sorry!!”
Turns out your hot new date runs the mafia round here, and everyone who works for him has been making sure your day goes smoothly, whatever it takes.
“Awww, babe.”
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