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alice • 23 • scottish

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[ssluggishh]

you guys really think i would lie about the minecraft java edition 26.1 herobrine abortion

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

[miruinnuial]

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

try and one up me again bitch

[condortoroost]

capcom please give us a chreon buddy cop game and also capcom please give them ugly 80s outfit skins, thank you

[antimasculist]

ripped all my bootstraps off im pulling myself up by the g-string these days

[vldhistory]

September 3, 2017: Lucky Luciano, of "you know i had to do it to 'em" fame, was asked on Twitter how many retweets it would take to post 'klance is canon king'. He responded 50. The next day. "klance is cannon king" (sic) was posted by him. The abbreviation, "KICK" quickly became an in-fandom reference, still used by Klance shippers online to this day.

[dogpuppy]

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[18-footer]

WE’VE NEVER BEEN THIS BACK BEFORE

[thequantumranger]

Claire Redfield in Code Veronica (2000) / Veronica (2027)

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[sandmandaddy69]

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[frogmoss1]

Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money