Welcome to Sintracorp

Shauni's blog! She/her, 28, multifandom so it's gonna be all over the place. Also running @sanji-screenshots and @sanji-outfit-polls

[saejima-nyan04]

we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today

[vruderry]

Guess who finished their junior year of college and is up to trouble 😏

☕ 📸 🐦

[byjove]

I do not know why the U.S. is hosting the World Cup as we generally do not give a fuck about soccer. And I would not recommend traveling here right now to my worst enemy.

[beesmygod]

Kellogs people approaches you. They explain that they want to develop the Kelloggs Cereal Cinematic Universe, and they’re seeking young independent creatives to give it the spark it needs to explode into a worldwide sensation. You are offered unlimited creative freedom to take one of their valuable Cereal Characters IP and reintroduce them to the world in a movie that will define a generation. Who do you pick?

whatever this fucking thing is

[vigittarious]

Sanji in funky ties

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[colorisbyshe]

slowly creating a moodboard for knowing and perceiving gay characters

[colorisbyshe]

Okay that’s real… and so the web weaving continues

[dieverwandlung1975]

[bearsmart]

Ok I've just discovered something here (this is all for mobile, haven't tested anything on the browser). So when you press the share button now, you have the option to save a post as an image

Which means you can just download an entire post, additions and all, instead of screenshotting it. Which... is pretty nice. The only thing is that the share page now pops up every time you take a screenshot, so that can be kinda annoying if you just want to save one section of the post instead of the whole thing

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

[amethystsoda]

*thinking about a minor mistake made years ago while trying to befriend someone*

[nicoyarobin]

[malevolentcafe]

Happy pride to black trans people in particular I know it can be tough out here with how often the image of what and who counts as always seems to never consider us

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[zzapnel]

final submission for the @usopp-art-collab

it was a blast doing this collab!!

[achansarts]

Just a bunch of potatoes 🥀

@usopp-art-collab

[carriecmoney]

i hit 10 entries for @usopp-art-collab this weekend :) there's still a few days if you want to join in!

[carriecmoney]

and here's the other half of my @usopp-art-collab entries! it's always a fun time to get to draw him :)