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@basaltpowder
Uhm. Hey?
My name is Rochelle, I'm a geologist, I live in Fallarbor with my partner. I was in the research side of Magma back in the day. That's really the most exciting thing about me, sorry.
I literally look at rocks for a living. What did you expect? I'm only here because I need to know internet lingo. If my nibblings called me cringe, I would EXPLODE.
How tall are you??
197 cm
I'm an orphan dying in the hospital of polio and this is the last thing I will ever read. Goodbye
Blackberry, featuring @harteofthehart-ayyy
Sucks to suck
Why does everyone seem so sad today. I’ll be your dad for like ten minutes if it helps. I love you.
Fuck this guy. I'll be your dad for 20. Go get me a beer
Go to therapy
wait what did i even say this time
well i dont think its normal to be so willing to sacrifice yourself like that
there are plenty of people on this site that would argue otherwise...
this is why i gave you my therapists number. if it matters id rather you not sacrifice yourself for me or anybody else. thats seriously concerning.
i mean i don't plan on it but if i had to then better me than anyone else. i can take it.
........
@basaltpowder
If your baseline of normal is this fucking hellsite, I think you're too far gone for me to help
why is everyone obsessed with your love life
If I knew, I would tell you.
Your beautiful butch aura
TODAY’S cool sport I caught on the TV is Darumaka tipping! (Don’t worry, Darumaka are like… made for it!)
Basically, two enemy Pokémon compete to knock over a sleeping Darumaka, which is basically untippable… without touching it directly, and without waking it up!
I think the competition I saw had been going on for two hours, though… maybe it really is impossible?
You watched two pokemon fruitlessly attempt to push over a darumaka for 2 hours???
@basaltpowder Would Dumpling be interested in this
I don't think this would work, because Dumpling is actually really easy to tip over. He's pretty bad at that part of being a Darumaka. He's good at being fat, though
Hey, I know I come off as, like, really mean about the whole "Don't come to Hoenn" thing but, like, I'm just doing a bit. So, if anyone was, like, worried, its just a bit.
That's if you want to live here, if you're a tourist its genuine.
When I reblog Mare's "Don't come to Hoenn" posts, please know I am being DEADLY serious. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Actually, they are only Team Magma when they are underground. When they're on the surface, they are Team Lava
Should I get a Crustle just to piss off Harte
🦀
Yes
Yes
No (I'm Harte)
Definitely Yes
How do I break it to my son’s aunt that my roommate is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yknow
Do you need me to tell her he's a fairy
Did you mean to ask me twice because the answer is still no. He’s a Ground/Fighting actually.
I'm going to kill you
How do I break it to my son’s aunt that my roommate is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yknow
Do you need me to tell her he's a fairy
I think she knows that already. Or at least she’s already assumed.
Did she ask how long you've been married.
How do I break it to my son’s aunt that my roommate is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yknow
Do you need me to tell her he's a fairy
How do I break it to my son’s aunt that my roommate is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yknow
Do you need me to tell her he's a fairy
I may have just gotten the funniest email of my life
Just did some research, and yep! Actual Macro Cosmos recruiting email.
Addressed to me, a Paldean Elite 4 member who is not quite fond of Rose.
📖 Atlas how to prove dominance within a friend group as the best individual there please please please
You just HAVE to. It's a skill you have to learn!!
I can't teach this skill. That's just how it is, you have to go find out how to do it yourself. Not a teachable skill!!
Beat them all up. Every member of the group. I can teach this skill and the skill is beating them up.
I think I could kill you
I think I could kill you too 💖
Never use that gay ass emoji in my vicinity again, you half-stale Wattrelmart brand fruitcake
📖 Atlas how to prove dominance within a friend group as the best individual there please please please
You just HAVE to. It's a skill you have to learn!!
I can't teach this skill. That's just how it is, you have to go find out how to do it yourself. Not a teachable skill!!
Beat them all up. Every member of the group. I can teach this skill and the skill is beating them up.
I think I could kill you
