god hates me

he/him, known horse enthusiast, attempting to start my own breeding buisness like my father before me

[equine-fanblog]

im lace, unovan, he/him, 18, horse enthusiast

info under cut

allowed types of anons:

pelipper mail

musharna malice

magic anons [within reason]

ic hate anons

inexperienced anons

unallowed types of anons:

sexual or genuinely violent anons

bigotted anons

follows will come from @ribbonzregretz

lace is a hater sometimes but mostly towards his father

[equine-fanblog]

//hey guys, so sorry i havent posted as of late im just. well for one, im just burnt out on lace in general, unfortunately. and for two, rotomblr has just gotten a lot less fun for me, i might branch out, maybe start a new non pkmn centric rp server, maybe join one instead, but yeah, essentially im taking a break from this blog until i feel like coming back

[deerlingboy]

im waking up

to prance and strut

i tap my hooves

and then i headbutt

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

@equine-fanblog

[daily-fomantis]

my darling little gal!

[skitty-appreciator]

@equine-fanblog

[pokemonshelterstories]

can somebody tell me what FUCKING pokemon this is

[identifying-pokemon-in-posts]

fuck if i know dude

[gold-gunslinger]

All that glitters is yours.

My name is Midas. Lately, they've been calling me the Golden Gunslinger. I... think I like it. Currently, I am located in the Kanto region with my two daughters, and my Gholdengo, Plank. I do not battle, no matter how much those here attempt to coerce me. For now, I'm just trying to enjoy myself, and stick to my plans. ...And mainly enjoy myself. So feel free to get busy in my ask box, if you know what I mean.

Mystery gifts and Pelipper Mail are allowed. No Magic Anons unless communicated to the admin beforehand. Both Midas and the admin of this blog use He/Him. Any asks featuring triggering content such as self-harm will be deleted and result in a block.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Reblog if you’re a stupid man with mental health issues

//because I feel like this one might be one that breaks containment, this is a Pokémon rp post. Hi. Don’t let it breach please.

[equine-fanblog]

I was under the impression that you followed the triad in Hoenn

i mean. my dad and his roommate do, i dont tho, i just picked up great groudon from them. im sure groudon is lovely though

[equine-fanblog]

When you say "god hates me", which god do you mean? Are you just making a joke or do you follow a particular religion

i dont really follow much, aside from arceus but pretty much everyone believes in arceus. but yeah the 'god hates me' is a joke. mostly.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

offffff topic but how tall are you and your family? [roommate included in this question incase he doesnt count]

I’m actually the shortest of my immediate family, lol. I’m 6’1 but like my brothers and my mom are 6’3 (my older brother may be like…6’3 and a half but who’s keeping track?) and my dad was 6’4 before he started shrinking. He’s like, idk, 6 foot maybe. I don’t know. My partner kept saying they’re like giants lolll like yeah I can see that. My son is…I want to say 5’9 last time I checked? And my daughter is 4’10. Roommate does not count no matter how much my mom likes him LMAOOO. He’s like 5’9 also. 💖

[equine-fanblog]

im slightly taller than tabitha. actually. 5'10

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I KNEW YOU WERE GETTING TALLER!!

[equine-fanblog]

nah just correctin an error you made. unless you noticed my growth spurt of course

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I DID notice. :-]

[equine-fanblog]

of course you did. i can use tabs as a headrest now.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Idk if he’d like that very much…but you CAN…

[equine-fanblog]

im going to and then he will walk away and make me fall on the floor and i will cry about it

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

No, no. WE will cry about it.

[equine-fanblog]

solidarity.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

offffff topic but how tall are you and your family? [roommate included in this question incase he doesnt count]

I’m actually the shortest of my immediate family, lol. I’m 6’1 but like my brothers and my mom are 6’3 (my older brother may be like…6’3 and a half but who’s keeping track?) and my dad was 6’4 before he started shrinking. He’s like, idk, 6 foot maybe. I don’t know. My partner kept saying they’re like giants lolll like yeah I can see that. My son is…I want to say 5’9 last time I checked? And my daughter is 4’10. Roommate does not count no matter how much my mom likes him LMAOOO. He’s like 5’9 also. 💖

[equine-fanblog]

im slightly taller than tabitha. actually. 5'10

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I KNEW YOU WERE GETTING TALLER!!

[equine-fanblog]

nah just correctin an error you made. unless you noticed my growth spurt of course

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I DID notice. :-]

[equine-fanblog]

of course you did. i can use tabs as a headrest now.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Idk if he’d like that very much…but you CAN…

[equine-fanblog]

im going to and then he will walk away and make me fall on the floor and i will cry about it

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

offffff topic but how tall are you and your family? [roommate included in this question incase he doesnt count]

I’m actually the shortest of my immediate family, lol. I’m 6’1 but like my brothers and my mom are 6’3 (my older brother may be like…6’3 and a half but who’s keeping track?) and my dad was 6’4 before he started shrinking. He’s like, idk, 6 foot maybe. I don’t know. My partner kept saying they’re like giants lolll like yeah I can see that. My son is…I want to say 5’9 last time I checked? And my daughter is 4’10. Roommate does not count no matter how much my mom likes him LMAOOO. He’s like 5’9 also. 💖

[equine-fanblog]

im slightly taller than tabitha. actually. 5'10

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I KNEW YOU WERE GETTING TALLER!!

[equine-fanblog]

nah just correctin an error you made. unless you noticed my growth spurt of course

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I DID notice. :-]

[equine-fanblog]

of course you did. i can use tabs as a headrest now.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

offffff topic but how tall are you and your family? [roommate included in this question incase he doesnt count]

I’m actually the shortest of my immediate family, lol. I’m 6’1 but like my brothers and my mom are 6’3 (my older brother may be like…6’3 and a half but who’s keeping track?) and my dad was 6’4 before he started shrinking. He’s like, idk, 6 foot maybe. I don’t know. My partner kept saying they’re like giants lolll like yeah I can see that. My son is…I want to say 5’9 last time I checked? And my daughter is 4’10. Roommate does not count no matter how much my mom likes him LMAOOO. He’s like 5’9 also. 💖

[equine-fanblog]

im slightly taller than tabitha. actually. 5'10

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I KNEW YOU WERE GETTING TALLER!!

[equine-fanblog]

nah just correctin an error you made. unless you noticed my growth spurt of course

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

offffff topic but how tall are you and your family? [roommate included in this question incase he doesnt count]

I’m actually the shortest of my immediate family, lol. I’m 6’1 but like my brothers and my mom are 6’3 (my older brother may be like…6’3 and a half but who’s keeping track?) and my dad was 6’4 before he started shrinking. He’s like, idk, 6 foot maybe. I don’t know. My partner kept saying they’re like giants lolll like yeah I can see that. My son is…I want to say 5’9 last time I checked? And my daughter is 4’10. Roommate does not count no matter how much my mom likes him LMAOOO. He’s like 5’9 also. 💖

[equine-fanblog]

im slightly taller than tabitha. actually. 5'10

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

You should have a third child, it breeds fantastic drama

I don’t think I could handle a third child ngl

[equine-fanblog]

please do not give me another sibling

[nem23]

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

why does your child have a pokemon type. are both of them typed????

What? No like, you know about psychics, right? Like people who are psychics? With powers??

[wishmaker-astra]

What being competitive battle brained does to a MFer

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Go! Son!

[equine-fanblog]

i use tackle and the enemy annihilates me in one move because im under levelled

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

:-[

We need to train until you’re a competitive threat, my son

[equine-fanblog]

born to faint in one hit forced to grind xp and use tms