[everythingfox]

Paw on top

(via)

[cartoons-with-lauw]

This is comedic genius

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Scarlemagne in this scene is every artist and writer on this site

[ljutefisk]

TUMBLR peeps be like

[kickerofelves]

[outofcontextdnd]

“Why are we rolling Insight?”

“Because an NPC is speaking.”

[thenatsdorf]

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

[skincareroutine]

[worldecay]

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

[worldecay]

well fuck. who knew

[aroguexenolith]

Spectacular post in /r/geology today

[avithenaftali]

Invalid D&D Alignments

Lawful Chaotic - loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven’t been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep making excuses for them. Evil Good - always does the right thing, but, like, in the least comfortable way. call them in for big, big problems, and then spend a year wondering if it was really worth it. their approval fills you with shame.

[anxietyproblem]

[outofcontextdnd]

He just sits down, puts his head in his bag of holding, and screams in it.

a very tired paladin (via outofcontextdnd)

[someemochick]

My players…

[homewithyoubyfkatwigs]

[basaur]

Homebrew item ideas: The deck of many tings but it has one draw 4 card in it

[roboco-san]

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

[roboco-san]

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

[roboco-san]

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

[sugarkat]

we are all poltergeists in meat suits

[roboco-san]

what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you

[teathattast]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[textsfromxadia]

(571): How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.