"I suppose it is not fashionable, then, to be a 'hater' on main? I remember when caustic wit was celebrated, and the best safeguard against 'being clowned upon' was, simply, to not be a clown… Yet here we are, in the modern age, and I suppose one must adapt, to be civilized? Oh certainly. Certainly. I should hate to be thought barbaric. Thus, if I wish to air my frank opinions on this latest hopepunk novel, I must use a… what is it called? An 'alt'? An anonymous tumblr, even. How peculiar. I suppose noms de plume were all the rage in a certain era – well, fashions are cyclical, and lo, the old is new again, but… Do you really think dowager-countess-420-69 is the best name one can come up with for my 'alternative' tumblr, my dear? Or is the intentional lack of class meant to be, what is it you call it… a meme…"
