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It’s timelessly funny to make fun of Chrom refusing to wear both sleeves on shirts but honestly? You know what we really need to call the fashion police on?

I was looking at his boots because at face value the fact that they’re different colors is hilarious but,

Upon Further Inspection:

The “white” boot isn’t actually his boot; he is wearing One Massive Leg Warmer. OVER HIS BOOT. On only One Side.

Conclusion: Chrom gives up his sleeve and makes up for it by wearing a sleeve on his leg. I call this theory, “Asymmetric Chrompensation”

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

I Am So Upset

xxivletxx-deactivated20240108

HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER

warmdrpepper

op went to a panel with kozaki and someone asked about his shoes and the answer is he wears pantyhose and sandals! and it helps me by being funny as fuck

xxivletxx-deactivated20240108

THAT’S WORSE

my-chemical-ratz

HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS

my-chemical-ratz

AND NONFUCKERS I FORGOT WHO IM TALKING TO

marinebluekaze

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

marinebluekaze

Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy

nellasbookplanet

'Enjoy it despite its flaws' is one thing, but Mass Effect somehow invented its own category: 'simultaneously one of the most flawed and the most well-crafted sci-fi stories I've ever experienced'. These games are incredible. They’re the worst. All the women are sexualized. All the women have deeply flawed and complex personalities without being either demonized or romanticized. The first available f/f ship seems to be written along the guidelines of 'what would a straight man find hot'. As the games go on, they effortlessly include multiple same sex romance options given just as much care and development as the the opposite sex ones. You can play as a xenophobic murderhobo asshole. You can play as someone genuinely caring but also harsh, who inspires growth and co-operation wherever you go but who makes hard choices when you have to. You can kill civilians and punch reporters and commit genocide. You can stop a generational war and mediate peace and save several species from extinction. The robots are stereotypically evil cannon fodder. The robots are deeply complex with a tragic history. Your team mates are assholes with xenophobic opinions or justifications for police brutality and genocide, or they just want excuses to Do Murder. You team mates are deeply flawed and can be urged to grow alongside you. The most important aliens are all humanoids. There are plant aliens and jellyfish aliens and insect aliens and elephant aliens and aliens who can’t share an atmosphere with us. You have to drive around countless identically boring planets with little to show for it. You get to discover hidden secrets and civilisations millions of years old and live through some of the most emotionally harrowing scenes in storytelling history. I am going absolutely insane about it.

rustandruin

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

rlyehtaxidermist

archangel michael, brandishing his trumpet, ready to play the song that signals the end of the world: who are you and what are you doing here

weird al yankovic, accordion in hand, ready to play the polka that signals the end of the end of the world:

my-maehem

I can’t take romance seriously

renstrapp

Reposting B)

You can read more of my comics on Autostraddle.

renstrapp

It's been 1 year since the birth of she/sir, happy birthday to the genders.

zegalba

近藍蓋小菇 Mycena Subcyanocephala fungi translates to the "blue-head" and measures at only a single millimeter.

glitchgeek

Reblog to give a nonbinary person a warm cup of soup.

alternativeminiatures

syn0vial

i saw someone on reddit mention this and wanted to see it for myself, so here it is. if you initiate a romance with astarion, but then later pursue someone else, he'll almost always be catty about it, imply that you have poor taste for choosing someone else over him, and will reject any offer of polyamory on the grounds of either personal standards (ew, you want him to be in a love triangle with who?) or self-preservation (he ain't fighting lae'zel for your ass lmao).

but if his rival-in-question is karlach...

he tells you that he hopes you'll be a comfort to her and turns down your offer of seeing him on the side because he doesn't want her to get hurt :`)

meanwhile, if you put karlach in the same situation (start out romancing her, then pursue astarion), she'll also start out quite sweet...

and then quickly devolve into (affectionately) taking the piss out of astarion for stealing her partner 😁

"She likes Astarion but threatening to kill him for stealing her bf/gf is also funny to her." 😂

in sum: they're frands, your honor

yeahponcho

a wizard... !

yeahponcho

my friend said "he is like a babushka"

basscannonjack

@rikkitikkitaavi gorb

muppetshow2026

ITS SLIMEY THE WORMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SLIMEY THE WORM

valtsv

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

valtsv

"i could fix him" well i could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy