[everythingfox]

That was the low battery notification

[trilliannnn]

Ne :D

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[guerrillatech]

[cannibalchicken]

[secondimpact]

[nick-nonya]

[frutiguro]

[daily-spooky]

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[teathattast]

[singinbluebird]

[pineapple-dildos]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[zooophagous]

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

[attorneytrash]

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

[depsidase]