Carpe La Meow Meow

Miyu 🌸 24 💌 mew/nya/any 🎀 lesbian an irl cat (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) Nu:c, danmei, cute stuff, Etc. Tsumugi’s little meowmeow

[singinbluebird]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TSUMUGI!!! I love love love youuuu!!!!!!

Since her special day coincides with Cruise on en, I figured I could draw her in it hehe~

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm a type of girl

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[willgrahamscock]

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[ghodaer]

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[innerchildabortionclinic]

completely ai generated twitter account: they're apparently executing people in the street for the great crime of being a proud american who likes raw milk

elon musk quote tweet: Concerning

[navy-leader]

Have been trying out new methods of shading and it's actually pretty fun, but it also makes me feel like this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[knownqueerbaiter]

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

[pukicho]

You're on Akinator btw

And on tumblr too!

[dogpuppy]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[3000s]

After Hours By Monte Dolack

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[im-mender]

also very true

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???