Bastard Blog

Kris, 22, never had to knock on wood

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[fezaleon-deactivated20221107]

please help them find snart

[h3h3producitons]

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[oleskyfm]

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[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

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I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

[fuckheadwitha]

[petedarat]

honestly everyone’s talking about keanu cameo but what about james charles??

[dankmemeuniversity]

[keluchnae]

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

this is a real fucking clip

[theapatheticstag]

I keep watching this like it will eventually make sense

[kreuzader]

[dreamico]

its 5am

[theproblematicblogger]

Elon Musk: I love memes. I’m a furry. I’ve invented a trebuchet that launches sea turtles into space. Bark. 

Tesla Stock Holders:

[puyopuyo]

so yes head? :)

wahoo!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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