among men

Seb, the ruler of the Italian fine dining world. I only wear Versace boxers, and my watch is made of gold. [RP Account]

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Angie: Looks like I offended you.

Angie: Didn't see that coming.

Angie: And no I don't, we're practically strangers.

Seb: No, I'm fine. Trust me.

Seb: And it's easy to change that. I say we might be acquaintances by now.

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Angie: Sorry?

Angie: That's not okay. Don't insult the coffee. Maybe that's why nobody will go out with you, you insult their drinks.

Angie: And their everything. Actually.

Seb: I never said no one went out with me.

Seb: You obviously don't know me all that well.

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Angie: O...kay

Angie: Hm.

Angie: Are you just not coming up with enough pick up lines or?

Seb: That, yes.

Seb: And this conversation is turning slightly boring. Just like coffee with cream and sugar.

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Angie: Well I don't plan to.

Angie: Was that even an insult? I'm confused.

Angie: ... uh?

Seb: I don't know what that was, honestly.

Seb: Forget it.

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Angie: ...right

Angie: Just don't get in science or something clearly your brain doesn't work that way.

Angie: That's not a good thing. And I really hope I don't.

Seb: Just don't get into English, because your brain clearly doesn't work that way either.

Seb: Yes it is. You'll come to your senses.

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Angie: This one you magnificently annoying pain in the ass.

Angie: I bet not even half the couples that exist today are opposites.

Angie: Prove me wrong for all I care. Besides what's bad about high maintenance hm? You look like you are. Hypocrite.

Seb: Oh?

Seb: Well then, that's why the divorce rate is so high.

Seb: I thrive on hypocrisy, darling. You'll get used to it.

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Angie: Of course I know that but not always.

Angie: Besides you're not my type.

Seb: Not always? On what planet?

Seb: You have a type. Huh. Girls who say that are usually high maintenance.

Seb: Good riddance.

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Angie: Okay?

Angie: That makes us opposites. Not that I don't like spontaneity but I kind of appreciate having a set course of action to fall back on.

Seb: Yep.

Seb: Opposites attract, or do you not know that?

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Angie: Well then what did you have on your mind then?

Angie: Besides I feel like you actually do have an agenda. Doesn't everyone?

Seb: Boring.

Seb: Maybe I like playing it by ear. Not having an agenda is much more interesting than having everything planned out.

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Angie: Well consider me the upgraded experience. Unpredictable and snazzy and definitely not mush.

Angie: Uh thanks? But I don't need you to tell me that. Besides as I recall you're an ass.

Seb: Upgraded? I don't think that's the word I had in mind, but whatever.

Seb: You're welcome.

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Angie: Not sure how to respond to that.

Angie: I'm flattered, granted, but...

Seb: This is normally the part where a girl is supposed to turn into a pile of mush and then return the compliment.

Seb: You do have a nice butt, if I remember right.

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Angie: Nah. I still think you do. Besides did you just call me hot?

Angie: I'm not sure if I like that.

Seb: Don't tell me you're complaining. It's a compliment, Gelly.

Seb: You should.

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Angie: Can't argue with that really.

Angie: Well you texted me. So I figured you knew.

Seb: Of course you can't.

Seb: Not really. A hot girl gave me her number, that doesn't really need much of an explanation.

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Angie: I'm dumb. You're dumb. Crazy huh?

Angie: I know what easy means just, what do you want from me anyway?

Seb: This world is dumb.

Seb: I don't know yet, you've gotta give me some time to figure it out.

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Angie: Well. No I'm sure at least one of them says the thing- besides you already told me. And it's confusing. Don't try to confuse me. It really only ends badly for both of us, I assure you.

Angie: What do you mean easy?

Seb: Says what thing? And Gelly, it's way too easy to confuse you.

Seb: Use a dictionary, maybe?

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Angie: Well maybe I will! I'd rather kiss her than you. That's for sure.

Angie: They do though. That's why you have some lame ass words written on your arm.

Angie: You should've told me you were stupid before I wrote my number on your cup.

Seb: Interesting.

Seb: Maybe I got these words for fun, eh? It's not like I don't have other words tattooed on me as well.

Seb: That would've made things too easy.

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Angie: I take issue with that.

Angie: I mean- you don't even know her. You don't know her life story. Should could be the best freaking person on the planet give her some credit dude. Besides how do you not believe in soulmates?

Seb: Oh? And why is that?

Seb: Because you think she's so amazing. God, why don't you find her for me and give her a kiss. Seems like you're more appreciative of her than I am.

Seb: Soulmates don't exist. Simple.