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no because when everything everywhere all at once said “‘alone I’m useless’ ‘everyone’s useless alone. good thing we’re not alone.’” and “in another life, i would have loved to have just done laundry and taxes with you” and “you think i am naive. i’ve been alive just as many years as you. this [love] is how i fight” and “of all the places i could be, I just want to be here with you” and-
Everything Everywhere All at Once really said that parents would love to be able to blame all the things they don't understand about their children on some sort of tangible enemy that they could fight and defeat but that enemy doesn't exist and all they're fighting are their children's different forms of self-expression which causes them to hurt their children in the process and their children to lash out and hurt them. And despite all that, despite how much it hurts both parties, both still love each other and want to be understood by each other.
That for a parent to be there for their child, they have to be willing to understand them and not fight them.
I'm simply in awe of this movie.
Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long
quick someone colonize britain while they're weak
ireland youre right next door
Communication is so wild though like you can spend hours thinking someone is mad at you and then when you ask what’s up they’re like “yeah my mom really pissed me off earlier” and it turns out you were just assuming it was about you. And now you don’t have to carry that stress anymore
Or you could finally work up the nerve to be like “hey I’m not a huge fan of this thing we do together” and the other person is just like thank god I also don’t like that thing. And then neither of you have to do it anymore
OR even crazier, you can be like “I’m having this problem and idk what to do about it” and they’re like “what about this?” and they just solve the entire thing and you realize again how smart and clever your friends are
Mindblowing every time
Dante’s Inferno is the best piece of classical poetry because it’s the most petty thing you will ever read. Half of Hell is mythological or historical figures and the other half is Dante’s enemies. So the whole thing is like “I am Medea, who slew her own child to spite her husband.” “And I am Francisco di Vincezzino Fabriccia, who gets very talented and handsome poets kicked out of Florence, but I’m very sorry for it now because I’m burning in Hell and I suck.”
I feel I should add that because it was the Middle Ages and literacy was next to non-existent, poets made their money by reciting their poems in public. And The Divine Comedy is written in the first person. So the way this was originally presented was Dante himself standing on a stage and saying “so then me and my best friend Virgil went to the circle of whiny bitches and we saw Giovanni Petucci getting eaten by a giant dog, because he’s a bitch, and he was all “ah help me Dante I’m so sorry I thought the Holy Roman Emperor was better than the Pope, you were right about everything”, and then Virgil –again whom I’m extremely close with– said it was too late for him.”
and if anyone wishes to fight me in my asks, this:
Sometimes I feel like deleting this blog and starting over. Then I remember how it's basically an archive of all my teen/young adult phases and I cannot bring myself to do it.
but lets be real. The bullshit coming out of Uvalde in texas is a horrific nightmare.
Call correspondents with the children, begging for the police to come in. Police at the time hanging outside, because they’ve been told its a barricade and hostage situation. The blatant and prolific miscommunication and dismissal of a armed gunmen with a human killing weapon, was at any point (check notes) nonthreat. Interesting choice of words.
Meanwhile in the call logs, kids and teachers calling and begging for the police to come in. 8 still alive. The kids present with the threat and in the present time, aware of what was going to happen. Trying to get respondents to move on the threat, that cry hitting disorganized ears.
parents trying to break INTO the school to rescue their babies. Some of them getting tazed or peppered to prevent them from going in. One parent succeeding in hauling her kids out, all before the shooter was shot down.
I’ve talked about how fucking stupid texas is in regards to legislation and professionalism, but my god! what a worthless collection of fuck heads. cuckless bunch of big talk, big guns, big hats, big trucks.
Y’ALL BE COMPENSATING FOR YOUR WORTHLESS WEENY DICKS AND MORAL CODE. YOUR BIG MEN ARE VERY BRAVE AGAINST TRANS PEOPLE AND WOMAN WANTING ABORTIONS, BUT WHEN WE GET ONE GUY WITH A GUN YOU TUCK YOUR TAILS AND RUN LIKE THE FLACCID MISTAKES.
WHAT
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every celeb thats calling out will is getting exposed there are some nasty “dis you?” tweets im watching hollywood fall like dominoes this is incredible