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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

hudconfilms

chachi-baby

I like to imagine Rose’s brothers gave her shit for not sticking it out with Shane Hollander long enough for him to meet the family then when they find out it’s because Shane is gay they give her shit for not passing him along to one of them and she’s like??? you’re not gay??? to which they’re like !!!! everyone’s gay for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov ain’t special

solqreclipse

skyrigel

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

you can't even tell a fangirl "I hope your blond man suffers and dies" because she wants that to happen to him too

alltears

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

ismickeyadopted

ughhhh fuck it’s pissing me off so bad rn that ilya rozanov is a fictional character

i wanna queen out with him something fierce

witchy-worm

Don't worry, Yuna, Shane is wearing his Reeboks in the streets & in the sheets ❤️

theblackparadeisdead

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

fleabagsversion

I don’t think in TLG Shane is made to look bad, especially after his and Ilya’s big fight.

Like, just after the fight we have Ilya meet with his therapist, Galina, who literally tells him that he fucked up in this situation.

That he backed Shane into a corner with that question about Bood’s party. The whole scene is Ilya realising that he should have told Shane first how he wished to publicly come out and reveal their relationship to the rest of the world.

Like, idk why people are attacking Rachel or saying that Shane is the villain when he objectively doesn’t do anything wrong. Not to say Ilya did something wrong, but the fight started because of his lack of communication. And he even apologised for it to Shane later. Shane is such a sweetheart that even after their fight he endeavours to understand Ilya’s point of view and tries to fix things because he genuinely loves Ilya more than anything. Yes, even hockey.

ahighlyfunctionalfangirl

Consent King Ilya Rozanov making sure that Shane and Rose broke up before jumping his bones

hollanov248108

Everyone writing off the Shane v Scott fight as a one-off because Shane isn’t really a fighter since, as Captain, he tried to keep a level head and stay on the ice. But then-

Then

Shane is traded to Ottawa and isn’t a captain anymore. The first couple times Shane drops his gloves is shocking at first but then he keeps doing it. Shane doesn’t hesitate to start, stop, or join a scrum because he knows Ilya knows what he’s doing and the team won’t suffer while he’s in the sin bin.

The other teams absolutely hate Montreal even more for running Shane off with their bs because this man has been unleashing hell on the ice since he became a Centaur.