[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[spirallingshape]

I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.

[cinemaspam]

Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

“Yeah, it’s sort of a crazy festival. It only happens every ninety years. Special ceremonies and drinking and dressing up.”

[jonbutter]

[gamera7]

pretzels is the same

[imtakingafuckingbreak-deactivat]

HE LOOKS EXCTLY RHE SAME

[stanmilfs]

Moodboard to protect yourself from people with bad intentions

[ra-ro81-deactivated20230319]

Keep your trash to the bin, gnomes will thank you

[fire-withi-n]

[14bux]

This is what the Sims see

[rightside11]

[leave-her-a-tome]

If you're ever worried to send your novel into the world because it's genre isn't popular at the moment, consider: you may be the author to make it so.

[nintwentydo]

[the-meme-curator]

[pancakeke]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[figmas]

[dreamingofnoreality]

Shane: If you're going to kill Ryan Steven Bergara in the next week, turn that left flashlight off.

Annabelle hesitating:

[nya-kin]

[cwote]

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

— Mark Twain (via purplebuddhaquotes)