Ouija Board FAQ Masterpost! With links!
Q: How do I play the Ouija board?
A: The rules are pretty simple.
Q: Is it safe to play the Ouija board?
A: Depends on your state of mind.
Q: Are Ouija boards dangerous?
Q: Is it safe to play the Ouija board alone?
A: Ehhh kinda? Depends on your definition of safe.
Q: Is it safe to play the Ouija board in a graveyard? Or my house?Ā
Q: Is it safe to play on Halloween?
A: Itās the best time to play.
Q: Is there anything specific I should or should not do while I play?
Q: Do I have to sayĀ āGoodbyeā after each session?
Q: Can the Ouija board tell you your future?
A: I wouldnāt bet on it.
Q: Are Ouija boardsĀ ājust a gameā?
Q: Is the Ouija board really safe forĀ āages 8 and up?ā
Q: Can I contact my deceased loved one on the Ouija board?
A: I donāt recommend it.
Q: What kind of spirits can you contact with the Ouija board?
A: There are three kinds.
Q: How do I dispose of my Ouija board?
Q: How do I make a Ouija board?
Q: The planchette moved in figure 8ā²s/counted down the numbers, moved off the board! What does that mean?
Q: The Ouija board spelled out nonsense words, what does it mean?Ā
A: This is a common occurrence that could mean lots of things.
Q: Why do my parents hate Ouija boards?
A: For a lot of reasons, mostly Hollywood lies.
Q: Does the Ouija board create a portal for spirits?
Q: Can you summon a demon through a Ouija board?
Q: Who are Zozo and Mama?
A: Morons who are definitely not dangerous.
Q: Can you become possessed after playing the Ouija board?
Q: Whatās the Charlie Charlie Challenge?
A: A hoax, but I wrote about it before it was debunked.
Q: Is it safe to wear Ouija board clothes and accessories?
Q: What are poltergeists?
A: Spirits that can move stuff.
Q: I have a spooky feeling after I play, is my house haunted?
Q: Spooky stuff happened after I played! Was it a ghost?
Q: Thereās spirit activity in my house? What should I do?
Q: Whatās the difference between a ghost and a spirit?
A: There are a lot of distinct differences.
Q: What kind of games can we play with the Ouija board?
A: I know a few fun ones.
Q: Whatās a spirit guide?
A: A friend youāre not supposed to know about.
Q: Can you fall in love with a spirit, or can a spirit fall in love with you?
Q: I woke up with a bruise, was it a spirit?
Q: I woke up in the middle in the night and couldnāt move! Was a spirit holding me down?
A: No, you had sleep paralysis, and itās not paranormal.
Q: You know the Ouija board isnāt real, right? Itās all the Ideomotor Effect.
A: Wow. Thanks Dr. Science.
Q: Why doesnāt the Ouija board work for me?
A: There are a lot of reasons why.