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Shut up & take my money

I’m no customer service super star, and l hate the use of “how are you” in place of “hello,” so when people ask it l don’t respond and half the time they say “GOOD-“ anyways before proceeding with their order.

W-WHAT

#starbucks #sbux #?????

theblacknerd

Today I formally put in my two weeks at Starbucks so let’s take a look back on the worst drinks I’ve ever had to make.

theonion

mooot

that’s some coffee

olivialaurel

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water“ before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

kyoshigirl

i just imagined ron swanson

supremecutemoved

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer