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Andrew on his way to break into wymack’s for the 4th time in 4 days
asklmd I AM SCREAMING. WHOEVER MADE THIS, THANK YOU LMFAO
Renamed paint colors.
this is it right here my fav post wow
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Ugh I’m sorry
Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15
damn you people
oh god
So I love my mom not risking it
Me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao
CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM 😭
i love my mother thanks
I love my momma
Love chu Ma 😘
Not risking it
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments
so, in other words,
Pretty much.
here have some size comparison
Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?
Goethe-Institut did a web series a while back aimed at new arrivals in Germany and I like how it make sure to teach people that a lot of Germans are rude af
like, this is a genuine scene from an ep:
#Ok but for a second there I was like #this is a bit exaggerated #it’s not that rude to say hi to strangers #just a bit weird #but then I realised #the rude person is probably meant to be the one ignoring the ‘hi'
Well she’s obviously doing it wrong. You got to mumble “Guten Tag” in no one’s actual direction upon entering the waiting room. Then you don’t speak a word (you gotta grab a magazine though, because if you’re on your mobile people will find that asocial) until the doctor calls you and when you get back to retrieve your jacket you mumble “Auf Wiedersehen”.
If you say “Guten Tag” while sitting down it’s either because you’re passive-aggressively shaming the person you’re talking to for not saying “Guten Tag” (which is of course highly respectable, but weird if they did say it) or worse:
You’re trying to make small-talk.
See also: when entering a crowded bus, tram, subway or train, you do not say a single word. You look for an empty bench. If there are none, you will have a neighbour. You stop at an empty spot and mumble something like “tschulli-ng” or “s-nch-frei?” to the person occupying the other spot on the bench. You nod in an upward direction. They reply a mumbled “türlich” while vaguely looking somewhere near your face and moving their bag if neccessary. You sit down, nod gratefully, and keep your mouth shut for the rest of the ride. Neither of you wanted this. You wanted freedom. Don’t bother each other.
If an entire bench in front of you becomes available at the next stop, though, it is not the polite thing to free your neighbour and yourself up. No, you stay right where you are. The silent stranger next to you is your silent stranger now.
Welcome to Germany. This is how we express love.
None of these people are joking.
And if you’re the one sitting at the window and you want to get off at the next stop, you begin to loudly rustle with your bag whatever, because that way you can signal the other person that you need them to get up without having to speak to them.
The only thing I’ve learned in 11 years of going to shool by bus everyday is that going by bus works completley non verbal
This post is everything!
I’m honestly so grateful we got to read these books from Neil’s point of view
Neil’s clap backs in The Foxhole Court
“You’d better,” Neil said. “Put a leash on your pet monster or I will.” “A frightened child like you?” “Fuck you, cripple.” Across the room Kevin’s face went white. “What did you call me?” “I called you a deadweight has-been,” Neil said.
Andrew’s smile curved wider. “Ohhh, that sounds like a challenge. Mother may I?” “Your mother’s dead. I don’t think she cares what you do.”
“Ouch,” Andrew said with a cold smile. “That’s judgmental.” “I’m not going to apologize for thinking you’re being idiotic.”
“Take a number and get in line with the rest of this team. I won’t lose any sleep over it.” “Don’t sleep. I’ll kill you.”
It was forever before Andrew answered in German. “That’s unexpected. Did no one tell you I hate surprises?” “What makes you think I care?”
“I will ask you only once to tone down that animosity.” “I can’t,” Neil said. “I have a bit of an attitude problem.”
“Palmetto State is a waste of his talents.” “Not as much as Edgar Allen was,” Neil said. Someone in the audience laughed, entertained by Kathy’s mouthy guest. “Your team’s ranked first? Congratulations and big deal. Maintaining a top position is far easier than starting over from the gutters. Kevin is doing that right now. He’s facing entirely new schools and learning to play with his less dominant hand. When he masters it, and he will, he’ll be better than you could ever have made him.
Everyone knows the only reason Palmetto qualified for this division is because of your coach.” “Funny, I’m pretty sure that’s how Edgar Allen qualified.”
Aaron looked at Neil. “When were you going to tell us?”“ I wasn’t,” Neil said. “After everything I’ve put up with from you this year I figured I didn’t owe you any favors.”
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