[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[johnnycrass]

something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[goldensunset]

well when all else fails at least there’s daydreaming about your oc getting tortured and abused and experimented on and assaulted and dehumanized and torn apart and surgically modified and

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[dollzcomix]

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

[wordfather]

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[pjharvey]

there is a fake freak epidemic it’s so dire

[parkchanwoohoo]

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?