jealousy professor

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[capacity2]

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

[grumelot123]

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

[capacity2]

Girl whatever

[grumelot123]

wait what did i do? im sorry

[capacity2]

It’s okay

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]

[theehorsepusssy]

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[segamascott]

[skyweeper]

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[velvetys]

It’s get a bag Tuesday

[perfectanimal]

?

[3000s]

how it feels to tell people you hate your job when you work in parks/landscaping

[itznarcotic]

yearning

[itznarcotic]

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

[e-102]

clock in emploids

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[pseudomantis]

[captain-price-returns]