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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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JBB: An Artblog!
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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@batsy4eva
me going on any social media in the next 48 hours putting at risk my entire iw experience and quite frankly, my sanity
LEMON BLUEBERRY CAKE
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
White gays doing the most for a movie portraying a white gay. Groundbreaking.
A movie portraying a white gay and two black gays, one of whom is gender non-conforming, in a film that literally helped its black lead come out and is something that would have greatly helped my gay Latino trans ass feel so much less alone when I was a kid. But tell me more about how I should feel, white gay.
hello 911 I just witnessed a murder
I suppose you take inspiration where you can. As long as you don’t put an image of perfection on a person. People like to hope, man, which is cool, but add some wisdom to that. Know the person is a human being and that they can fail at times. Be inspired in the right way.
CBC made a good documentary on adult ADHD and part of it really caught me off guard because i swear they repeated verbatim my life story for the past 3 years
full programme here:
http://www.cbc.ca/natureofthings/episodes/adhd-not-just-for-kids
AHH THIS IS TOO CUTE
Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.
good he deserves it
he is a good boy
Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time
Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?
So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story
so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.
and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.
tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover
Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.
Roses are red
That’s a dirty trick
Adonis is dead
Zeus you fucking dick
That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]
I would die for Hugh Jackman
you ever think about how good the tamagotchi designs were.
this guy knows he’s perfect.
a not-so-thrilling saga (2012- ) + bonus
I feel deeply connected to my inner child. when I see a bounce house and those little cups of ice cream, I’m like, “shit. where’s mine?” I’m not ashamed of the parts of my youth that I’m still connected to whether it’s cartoons or Disney world or Christmastime.
Important
Representation Matters
Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video
@fearofablackteeshirt
Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg
“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”
“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”
“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂
“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”
“I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS JEN”
This man is my favorite human being right now. Also, I’m laughing so hard I’m scaring the cats.
“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face”
I am wheezing
This guy is from Cinci and posts these on Facebook and takes advice from his followers on what products to use, he’s a ray of sunshine
I had a date tonight with a girl I’ve been seeing and we were talking about tattoos and I mentioned wanting one of a bumblebee behind my ear and she stared at me for a second and then pulled back her hair and showed me a tattoo of a bumblebee behind her ear and lemme tell you if I didn’t believe in soulmates before I sure as hell do now that’s some next level shit
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade