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willgrahamscock

hanniballecterscock

things are getting… spicy in the spice section

willgrahamscock

1eos

dogpuppy

havingcompassion-deactivated202

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

dogpuppy

princecroutons

👽 visitor from another planet

thats-a-cat

that's a cat ✅️

princecroutons

poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

s-t-a-r-c-o

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

dogpuppy

fucking-relax

remember, you can drink from a cup or mug in these hard times ☆ use soap ☆ the straw brush is handy for straws ☆ if sponge or brush ain't cutting it, a paper towel cleans edges well ☆ rinse

fellshish

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu

dollsahoy

There are a lot of people in the notes saying, basically, "Yeah, that's polyester for ya!"

but, the thing is

even polyester fabric was higher quality in the past

yes, not all of it, but, still, a noticeable amount of older polyester was...nicer.

yeah, it would still get picks and hold on to every bit of underarm odor, and that's on top of no-one knowing about microplastic shedding

but a 1950s Wash'n'Wear shirt, or 1970s double knit pantsuit, or 1980s neon sweatshirt, or a 1990s slinky knit or crushed velour mock turtleneck...so many of them would have been significantly higher quality than the fast fashion of today.

sofairycakes

i work in historical costume. i work in a big-ass warehouse, with hundreds of thousands articles of clothing dating back over 100 years (for original pieces).

the BLINDING difference in clothing quality between even the 1990s and the mid-2000s...not even going in to the decline in quality of clothing made in natural fibers (jeans with elastane, i'm looking at you), I've got faux-leather trousers from 1980s that are in near-mint condition, even after being hired and worn repeatedly for the past 40 years. we get donations of clothing that shows and films have bought online for contemporary shows that are disintegrating after being used on one show, for like....10 days, max.

don't even get me started on the seam allowances we used to get in clothes, because the assumption was you'd alter it at some point...

they hate you. they hate the planet. they have drip fed you worse and worse quality clothing until you don't even realize you're being sold Garbage