you will be warm again

[purpletrashcans]

people are so obsessed with romance it's annoying, literally phm is such a great story with zero romance, but y'all need so badly for people to smooch that you comment under aroace fanart of grace that he "needs a bf and to get laid" honestly you're no better than that one annoying uncle who keeps asking the obviously queer kid if they're in a straight relationship

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[drakenhert]

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[badwitchmarisa]

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[slowspinningredemption]

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

[draconym]

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

[draconym]

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

[memecucker]

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias