dream boy ✨

lucien ♂ 31

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[batteredthing]

left to wallow and writhe in my own feelings

[batteredthing]

i’m so tired of begging for the slightest amount of affection

[spookyrollerdisco]

Nicole Kidman leaving her lawyer’s office after finalising her divorce with Tom Cruise

[cloevr]

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

[dogpuppy]

[batteredthing]

today i:

- watched episode 2 of interview with the vampire with my love

- finished rewatching cowboy bebop FINALLY. i think my next rewatch will be true blood

- played a little bit of the wolf among us, i can’t wait for the remaster

- took myself on a date to see i love boosters at the local independent cinema, and it was amazing i love boots riley

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[batteredthing]

finally finished playing dispatch. oliver was so annoyed that despite doing everything the wiki said NOT to, i still got the good ending 😎

[stuckinapril]

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

[stuckinapril]

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[batteredthing]

i will never understand why like drive-thru “pranks” or “impressions” get so many views. it’s so cringey.

if i were a mcdonald’s employee 7 hours into my shift, and some guy rolls up doing a comedy bit i would take off the headset and walk right out

[batteredthing]

my landlords are doing an exterior inspection next week and i’m 🫩 y’all never did an actual inspection with us so i swear if they tell us to fix the shit that was already broken…

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette