dream boy ✨

lucien ♂ 30

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[batteredthing]

finally finished playing dispatch. oliver was so annoyed that despite doing everything the wiki said NOT to, i still got the good ending 😎

[stuckinapril]

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

[stuckinapril]

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[batteredthing]

i will never understand why like drive-thru “pranks” or “impressions” get so many views. it’s so cringey.

if i were a mcdonald’s employee 7 hours into my shift, and some guy rolls up doing a comedy bit i would take off the headset and walk right out

[batteredthing]

my landlords are doing an exterior inspection next week and i’m 🫩 y’all never did an actual inspection with us so i swear if they tell us to fix the shit that was already broken…

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[batteredthing]

reminder to not complain about my job on threads cause these people just don’t understaaaaand

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[twirlingfreckles]

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

[foxwarlock]

trans men. ily. Go get urself a treat