be gay do crime

dont fuck with me //rp blog//

[battybitch-jr]

intro post

sup fuckers its Barty Crouch Jr

he/they, gay shit, 18, fucked in the head

some cool bitches i know

evan (my amazing bf <3) - @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies <3 the reason for living

regulus - @regulus-in-the-stars nerrrddd hes chill tho

pandora - @the-smarter-rosier chill bitch tbh

dorcas - @look-its-dorcas slay the gay

narcissa - @black-daffodil one of the many blacks

sirius - @seriouslyserioussirius regs annoying brother

potter - @basicwhiteboyname the name says enough

lily - @permanentlibraryresident buzzkill

marlene - @marlene-is-the-coolest chaotic bitch love to see it

mary - @mary-has-no-farm way too happy to be alive

xenophilius - @str4nge-lov3r weird whimsical guy

alice - @asinthegirl-in-wonderland another one of the happy bitches but she brought me some monster once so shes cool ig

remus - @rjlupin-chocolatelover pretty chill dude bit of a nerd tho

rita - @bitchwithaquill keeps getting in places she shouldnt

pls give me music recs

(parody blog, dont like dni)

[charity-fucking-burbage]

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

noice

im stealing it

[charity-fucking-burbage]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T STEAL APUS

[battybitch-jr]

YOU CANT STOP MEEEEE

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

RUN BEE BEE RUN

[battybitch-jr]

>:) >:)

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

>:}

[charity-fucking-burbage]

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

noice

im stealing it

[charity-fucking-burbage]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T STEAL APUS

[battybitch-jr]

YOU CANT STOP MEEEEE

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

RUN BEE BEE RUN

[battybitch-jr]

>:) >:)

[charity-fucking-burbage]

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

noice

im stealing it

[charity-fucking-burbage]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DON'T STEAL APUS

[battybitch-jr]

YOU CANT STOP MEEEEE

[charity-fucking-burbage]

Guys, I bought myself a pet turtle!!!

Yes, I checked the rules and it is allowed

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

[battybitch-jr]

noice

im stealing it

[charity-fucking-burbage]

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Guys, Aurora gave me a map of the constellations for seemingly no reason!!!

[battybitch-jr]

GAYYYYYYYY

[charity-fucking-burbage]

Nah, I'm 99% sure she's straight.

[battybitch-jr]

denial

also that means you want her to be which means you have a crush

[charity-fucking-burbage]

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Guys, Aurora gave me a map of the constellations for seemingly no reason!!!

[battybitch-jr]

GAYYYYYYYY

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

"Barty has a knife kink!"

"Barty has a blood kink!"

"Barty has a biting kink!"

No. Barty has an Evan kink. Evan's into this? Cool. So is Barty now. He could find it the most utterly foul thing when he hears about it, but the moment Evan's doing it? He loves it.

[battybitch-jr]

can confirm this is true @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies

[noblehouseofgay]

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

@rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @regulus-in-the-stars have you forgiven me yet?

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Wait was I supposed to be mad? That's a Regulus trait

[battybitch-jr]

oh good you forgot (i may have sacraficed you to the angry reg)

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

...

[battybitch-jr]

😅

gotta go......... BYE

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Your lucky I love you bee 😃😃

[battybitch-jr]

😍😘😁

[noblehouseofgay]

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

@rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @regulus-in-the-stars have you forgiven me yet?

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Wait was I supposed to be mad? That's a Regulus trait

[battybitch-jr]

oh good you forgot (i may have sacraficed you to the angry reg)

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

...

[battybitch-jr]

😅

gotta go......... BYE

[noblehouseofgay]

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

@rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @regulus-in-the-stars have you forgiven me yet?

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Wait was I supposed to be mad? That's a Regulus trait

[battybitch-jr]

oh good you forgot (i may have sacraficed you to the angry reg)

[noblehouseofgay]

*one common room morning*

Barty: *quickly running inside*

Evan: in trouble already, Bee?

Barty, smirking: you're only in trouble if you get caught, Rosie

Regulus: BARTEMIUS

Barty: I'm in trouble-

[battybitch-jr]

@rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @regulus-in-the-stars have you forgiven me yet?

[charity-fucking-burbage]

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Okay, so you all know about the Aurora Sinistra girl that I told you all about???

I took Marlene's advice and I asked her what her favorite constellation and planet was and she glared at me for, like, five minutes before she told me that her favorite planet was Saturn and her favorite constellation was Canis Minor.

Are we friends now or what????

[battybitch-jr]

oh youre besties

next step is committing crimes together it can be anything from petty theft to war crimes dw

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

We got suggestions if you need don't worry lad

[battybitch-jr]

oh we got soooo many suggestions

just give us credit at the cop stations they might give you a discount

[charity-fucking-burbage]

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Okay, so you all know about the Aurora Sinistra girl that I told you all about???

I took Marlene's advice and I asked her what her favorite constellation and planet was and she glared at me for, like, five minutes before she told me that her favorite planet was Saturn and her favorite constellation was Canis Minor.

Are we friends now or what????

[battybitch-jr]

oh youre besties

next step is committing crimes together it can be anything from petty theft to war crimes dw

[charity-fucking-burbage]

There's a girl named Aurora Sinistra that I share my dorm with and she really likes Astronomy and I really really really want to be friends with her. WHAT DO I DO?!??!?!?

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Marlene I'm HEAVILY relying on you for this, you're the girl expert.

Also, are Lily and Regulus together yet? Because if they aren't I'm shoving them in a broom closet and I'm not letting them out until they make out. ❤️

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Yea I'mma just leave this up to Marlene women don't tend to flock to me to say the least...

@marlene-is-the-coolest

[yourlocaltboy]

yeah leave mckinnon to the women

we'll take the hot guys >:)

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Mission accomplished on that topic ;)

[battybitch-jr]

fuck yeah 😎😏😘😩

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

How have you been pooks 🥰🥰

[battybitch-jr]

better now that your here 😘

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

*winks* rawr 🤭

[battybitch-jr]

😏

i think we're reminding people why they shouldnt tag us both

hope they dont learn their lesson tho i love traumatising bitches

[charity-fucking-burbage]

I'm not traumatized in the slightest :}

[battybitch-jr]

yeahhhh sureeee

and im not clinically insane

[charity-fucking-burbage]

No, I'm serious. I've walked in on my parents before, this is tame.

[battybitch-jr]

who tf are your parents and how are they having kinkier *fun times* than me and ev

[charity-fucking-burbage]

I'm genuinely not sure. I'm scared. Please send help.

[battybitch-jr]

help will be sent 😏

ANYWAYS whos the sinistra chick

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Finally someone asking the important questions

[battybitch-jr]

ofc its been too quiet

i live for drama

[charity-fucking-burbage]

There's a girl named Aurora Sinistra that I share my dorm with and she really likes Astronomy and I really really really want to be friends with her. WHAT DO I DO?!??!?!?

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Marlene I'm HEAVILY relying on you for this, you're the girl expert.

Also, are Lily and Regulus together yet? Because if they aren't I'm shoving them in a broom closet and I'm not letting them out until they make out. ❤️

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Yea I'mma just leave this up to Marlene women don't tend to flock to me to say the least...

@marlene-is-the-coolest

[yourlocaltboy]

yeah leave mckinnon to the women

we'll take the hot guys >:)

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Mission accomplished on that topic ;)

[battybitch-jr]

fuck yeah 😎😏😘😩

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

How have you been pooks 🥰🥰

[battybitch-jr]

better now that your here 😘

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

*winks* rawr 🤭

[battybitch-jr]

😏

i think we're reminding people why they shouldnt tag us both

hope they dont learn their lesson tho i love traumatising bitches

[charity-fucking-burbage]

I'm not traumatized in the slightest :}

[battybitch-jr]

yeahhhh sureeee

and im not clinically insane

[charity-fucking-burbage]

No, I'm serious. I've walked in on my parents before, this is tame.

[battybitch-jr]

who tf are your parents and how are they having kinkier *fun times* than me and ev

[charity-fucking-burbage]

I'm genuinely not sure. I'm scared. Please send help.

[battybitch-jr]

help will be sent 😏

ANYWAYS whos the sinistra chick

[charity-fucking-burbage]

Well she's my roommate but she's, like, really unapproachable so I need help because I want to be friends with her so bad.

[battybitch-jr]

uh huh

set up a bucket of flour on the door prank and make it get her then act like you were the target and homoerotically help her clean up

then be like reggie and make cookies with the leftover flour

[charity-fucking-burbage]

There's a girl named Aurora Sinistra that I share my dorm with and she really likes Astronomy and I really really really want to be friends with her. WHAT DO I DO?!??!?!?

@bitchwithaquill @rosie-pocket-full-of-posies @battybitch-jr @regulus-in-the-stars @the-smarter-rosier @black-daffodil @seriouslyserioussirius @basicwhiteboyname @permanentlibraryresident @marlene-is-the-coolest @mary-has-no-farm @str4nge-lov3r @asinthegirl-in-wonderland @rjlupin-chocolatelover

Marlene I'm HEAVILY relying on you for this, you're the girl expert.

Also, are Lily and Regulus together yet? Because if they aren't I'm shoving them in a broom closet and I'm not letting them out until they make out. ❤️

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Yea I'mma just leave this up to Marlene women don't tend to flock to me to say the least...

@marlene-is-the-coolest

[yourlocaltboy]

yeah leave mckinnon to the women

we'll take the hot guys >:)

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

Mission accomplished on that topic ;)

[battybitch-jr]

fuck yeah 😎😏😘😩

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

How have you been pooks 🥰🥰

[battybitch-jr]

better now that your here 😘

[rosie-pocket-full-of-posies]

*winks* rawr 🤭

[battybitch-jr]

😏

i think we're reminding people why they shouldnt tag us both

hope they dont learn their lesson tho i love traumatising bitches

[charity-fucking-burbage]

I'm not traumatized in the slightest :}

[battybitch-jr]

yeahhhh sureeee

and im not clinically insane

[charity-fucking-burbage]

No, I'm serious. I've walked in on my parents before, this is tame.

[battybitch-jr]

who tf are your parents and how are they having kinkier *fun times* than me and ev

[charity-fucking-burbage]

I'm genuinely not sure. I'm scared. Please send help.

[battybitch-jr]

help will be sent 😏

ANYWAYS whos the sinistra chick