What is this

What am I really doing with my life at this point

[northgang]

…look at Jay Z’s face

[7l7daddy]

😂😂

[weloveshortvideos]

[fauxfable]

this swan sounds like a rabid chihuahua what in the world i thought they were supposed to be chill and serene!!

[zorascreation]

Swans are dangerous. Pretty to look at. But do NOT approach. 

[africanaquarian]

all the water birds are assholes idk what their problem is

[capacity]

Me

[friendfrog-deactivated20161123]

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM

[bluesturngold-deactivated201803]

he smely

[shelgon]

Some new details have been released for the upcoming Smartphone title, Pokémon GO. In the game, you raise level as a trainer and when you reach higher levels, you can find rarer and more powerful Pokémon. Your trainer level also gains you access to more powerful items such as the Great Ball. PokéStops exist in real life as monuments where you can find various items. If you catch the same species of Pokémon enough times, you’ll get the opportunity to evolve one of them. And as you explore, you may find Pokémon Eggs at PokéStops, which will hatch after you’ve walked a certain distance. When they hatch, you may find Pokémon you’ve never seen before. Some wild Pokémon will appear only in certain places near where you live or around the world. For example, some Water-type Pokémon may appear only near lakes and oceans. If you’re away from home, be sure to stay alert for Pokémon you wouldn’t normally encounter! When you reach a certain point in the game, you’ll be asked to join one of three teams. When joined, you can set one of your Pokémon to various locations such as gyms around the world. Each player can only put one Pokémon at a gym. If a Gym is owned by another player, you can challenged the gym to claim control. There’s also a wide variety of challenges to accomplish in the game. 

Source: Serebii

[bayleefe-blog]

AHHHHHH

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[oomshi]

I’m only a hoe for one person at a time so I’m monogahoe

[lethal-lovlies]

IM SO WEAK 💀💀💀

[theminostaur]

[chazelle]

[woodmeat]

y'all ugly

[vated-deactivated20160313]

Eye of the beholder my man

[woodmeat]

behold these nuts g

[ravifansneworleans-deactivated2]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

holy shit

[basicallyalwaystired]

help me bowl o’ rice help me bowl o’ rice help me down those stairs

[goo-viking]

[scribblekin]

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

You have my attention

[frostbytemyrik]

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

[scribblekin]

1,385 pounds

[groovyghost]

[bukoya-reblogs]

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

[andisupreme]

[phuijl]

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

[flighttune]

Technically he goes to several gyms

[tabbibeard-deactivated20160428]

how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger

[mala-sadas]

I REGRET EVERY INSULT I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE

[mattysones]

i heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack, that ash ketchum is shredded

[ken-nigghoul]

[biphoenix]

somebody once told me the world was gonna

[pueda-deactivated20150517]

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

[weloveshortvideos]

[archgayge]

no

[menalaus]

I refuse to accept this as true

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Why are they clapping like he just got a spare bowling instead of just committing an act of witchcraft