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[sturzstroms]

      “Woah there, pun-boy.” Terra teased as she withdrew her           hand, only to reach out to tap his nose shortly after. “You           are, but with great power comes great responsibility. You           don’t want to end me altogether, do you?”

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        “You kidding? I think death by puns would be an awesome experience,             don’tcha think?” He laughed. “Besides, people are just dying to hear              my puns.” Then he got silent for a moment as he tapped his finger on              his chin in a quizative manner. “Or maybe they’re just dying of boredom..”              The changeling shrugged. “Either way, I slay!”

[nvertoolate]

The world suddenly seemed to come to a stop - I love you!

Terra gaped at him with an open mouth, lost for words. She almost wanted him to repeat that but she would probably seem silly for asking. “Uh…you-”

Her words lost themselves somewhere in her throat as she felt his hands making small circular movements on her shoulders before she suddenly felt like she had been shoved into an oven. She hadn’t been on the team for a long time which made it even more surprising that he would agree to something like this…but in a way, she felt that he liked her somehow - the way his eyes would light up when he saw her smile, the puns he told her…now that she thought about it, the signs were obvious. And she couldn’t deny that she had been secretly crushing on him ever since she met him. But it wasn’t his looks - it was his trust that had drawn her to him. Nobody trusted her the way he did and she knew he wouldn’t push her away because of her powers

“G-give me…what I want?” she mumbled as if repeating the words would confirm that he was honest before realizing that he had openly agreed to her secret wish.

He wouldn’t care if she was bad at this, would he?

She had unknowingly decreased her distance to him further before she let her eyes shut.

Maybe this was too good to be real…

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Beast Boy almost wanted to chuckle at Terra’s reaction to his declaration but he managed to keep his composure. Surely this was a lot to reel in but sooner than he thought, he saw the look of clarity in the blonde’s sparkly blue eyes. As if she had just figured everything out, and then some. This girl has captured his entire heart and it became hers to keep. The changeling wanted nothing else but to show the geomancer how much he loved her. Indeed, Beast Boy had never met a girl quite like Terra before and he’s glad that she’s one-of-a-kind.

Suddenly, Terra began to lean in, slower yet slower still with parted lips as they were making their way to touch the lips of a green shape-shifter. His chest grew exceptionally heavy but remained steadfast. Terra’s eyes began to flutter closed and Beast Boy did the same, parting his own lips to meet her own. Unknown to the changeling, this is Terra’s first kiss but it was also Beast Boy’s first, as well. However, this pleasant new experience is unlike anything he’s ever felt before. I am kissing Terra. I. Am. Kissing. Terra. 

Truly this is the most unreal experience. She tasted sweet, probably due to the sugary snacks she had been just eating. More than just enjoying the moment, Beast Boy brought Terra closer, sliding his gloved hand from her shoulder to her waist and pulled her into him. With his other hand, Beast Boy trailed his hand to the back of her head and slightly pulled her in more, deepening the kiss. Proverbial fireworks were firing off all around them in this mass euphoria. However, much to the changeling’s dismay, he parted from his tender kiss with his love to take small gasps of air. He didn’t know that he had been holding his breath for this long! 

“Well......That was...Something.” He blushed ear to ear, smiling like an absolute idiot. “I could def get used to that.” Beast Boy chuckled.

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And there he was, still on a roll. Terra was pretty sure he could  keep going for hours if she let him, but with a laugh she finally  put a finger to his lips. “Okay, okay! You’re going to kill me at  this rate.”

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        Beast Boy was laughing up to the point when the geomancer shushed            him with her finger. With a smirk, he pretended as if he was going to            bite her finger, chomping just short of her finger-tip. “Y’know I’m hilarious.            Don’tchu even try to hide it!” He beamed. 

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      “And how many of those rock puns do you have up your           sleeve? Surely you can’t keep this up forever.” Terra           challenged with a laugh as a hand moved up to cover           her amused smile. “You’re ridiculous.” In the best way,           of course.

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         “Welp, you better buckle your seat-belt, Terr-bear, ‘cause this              is going to be a rocky ride.” He jested. “It’s a bold statement to              say that I can’t keep this up forever. If you’d like, I could be boulder.”              He zinged again, that rascal. 

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‘I’m up for possible physical contact if you are…possible physical contact…physical contact…contact…’

Terra’s mind reeled with the words the changeling had stammered with such…certainty as if he had wanted her to say those words. The temperature in the room had suddenly climbed exponentially and Terra realized that her eyes were staring into his face that had somehow come closer. Could it be - was she getting her first kiss?

From her best friend?

The possibility seemed absurd yet so close in reach.

She just had to get a little closer… “C-contact? I-I meant that we s-shouldn’t contact the others when there’s a bad guy that n-needs kicking. We can handle it ourselves, right?” she managed to get out…yet his eyes sparked with something that wanted a completely different answer - because she somehow said her thought aloud.

“Uh, Beast Boy? Do you…like me?” she asked and immediately wanted to slap her forehead. Why couldn’t she just say what she wanted?

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At that moment, Beast Boy’s enormous heart felt as if it was going to explode from out of his chest. The defining question had been posed to him. Do you like me? This question did little to bring the changeling pause, however, it did slightly take him aback if at least a little bit. Of course he did but he had thought Terra had known that. Beast Boy thought he’d made that obvious. Maybe she was just stalling for something? Needless to say, Terra deserved an answer but no.. No he did not like her.

“Like you?” He repeated. “Terra. I friggin’ love you, dude!” Beast Boy exclaimed with rosey cheeks on green skin. The shape-shifter placed his gloved hands on the blonde’s shoulders and rubbed them lovingly. “I dunno if you’re just holding back like I am, heh, but I’d love to give you what you want. If you want it, of course.” He smiled.

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      “Were you saving that one just for me?” Terra questioned           with a light laugh. The joke itself was pretty bad, but in           an amusing way – not to mention it had been used on           her of all people (for obvious reasons, she assumed).

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            Beast Boy chuckled. “Of course! Y’know why? ‘Cause                 you’re a rockstar!” He then proceeded to air-guitar circles                 around the geomancer, making sure he added guitar solo                 sound effects for good measure. 

[nvertoolate]

Terra looked at him with a raised brow, hearing Beast Boy’s incoherent stammering. Why was he so nervous suddenly? There wasn’t anything she wouldn’t do with him together that she was already doing with the others present - well, except one thing. Terra quickly averted her eyes from him as certain thoughts about the changeling suddenly leaning in closer, closer…sneaked into her mind. But she wouldn’t admit that thought to him because of one single reason - she had never had her first kiss before. And that’s why she didn’t see herself as a good kisser obviously… She gave a little headshake, trying to make the blush vanish that appeared on her face.

“It’s not like we haven’t tried pretty much anything with the others present,” she said, hoping her voice didn’t reveal her thoughts…though her statement in itself could be a real hint to what had just appeared in her head. She dared to look at him again, a small smile on her face. “Got anything in mind? Amusement park, dance club…anything with possible physical contact? I’m open for anything,” she asked, praying her question didn’t sound too suggestive.

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‘Tried pretty much anything with the others present.’ Beast Boy wrapped his mind around this statement but what about doing anything without the others present? His thoughts dared to try and think and suggest an activity that is, well, suggestive, but the trick is to not make a girl so uncomfortable that would be deserving of a firm smack across the face, or worse; a boulder to the head! 

Then Terra began to blush, and with the changelings heightened animal sense of seeing, he caught it. What is she blushing about!? It’s going to make ME blush seeing her blush! Her list continued with possible activities but one activity listed was mumbled and was spoken too quickly for it to make sense.. But with Beast Boy’s also heightened animal sense of hearing, he caught that too. His eyes widened and he almost wanted to ask her to repeat that last bit but knew that would have been redundant. He knew what she said, followed by being open for anything.

Uncertain, yet, excited at a possibility. An opportunity. Beast Boy step closer to the geomancer. “Well, u-um. *ahem* I’m up for..For possible physical contact if you are?” He said nervously. The changeling stook just a mere foot from Terra’s person with his emotions being lit ablaze.

“What kind of contact d-do you have in m-mind?” Poor Beast Boy. Trying so hard to play it cool and smooth but he fails to keep his speech in check.

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@sturzstroms thanks for the follow!

        “Hey, Terra! Guess who’s a real ground-breaking experience!             Hehe, you are!” Ah, yes puns. Such a wonderful form of             comedy. Needless to say, they rock.

[nvertoolate]

Terra started for Raven’s room as soon as said thoughts about snooping in Raven’s room spun in her mind before something tugged on her fabric and she heard Beast Boy’s opinion. 

She laughed. She knew Raven’s temper was short and especially when it came to the green shape-shifter and her room and she wasn’t surprised to hear Beast Boy almost begging her to change her direction.

She turned to him with a smirk. “Dude, relax. I was just kidding,” she chuckled and winked casually at him. “First thing I want to do is have some afternoon snack - cereal. And…then I might go for a shower. Last night’s fight with Plasmus turned out to be messier than I thought,” she spoke the last part more to herself before she went to the kitchen and prepared her snack and was not shy to ‘ask’ for seconds.

She turned to him, mouth still half full. “Any idea what we could do instead of going to get ourselves killed?” she asked with genuine curiosity.

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Once Terra laughed off and ultimately decided against adventuring through Raven’s quarters, Beast Boy whipped the sweat from his brow in relief. Crises averted. 

“Uh huh, suuuure, you’re just kidding.” Beast Boy remarked, playfully shoving the geomancer and returning her wink. He couldn’t really blame her, though. Everyone is curious about Raven’s personal life but it isn’t worth dying over to pry. 

Then, Terra began going through a list of other things that she has in mind. Food, a shower, a- wait. A shower? You have the entire tower to yourself for a day and you want to take a shower? Sure, I mean, the fight with Plasmus is a grime-y experience, as it always is, but there is so much at stake today! 

However, the more the shape-shifter began to think about it, the more his imagination began to take hold. Well, a shower wouldn’t be too bad, he supposed. The titan couldn’t help but to imagine Terra lathering shampoo through her golden locks as hot water danced upon her fair, naked, skin skin skin skin skin skin skin ski- beast-boy.exe has stopped working. 

It wasn’t until Terra posed a question to the green bean, with a full mouth, that Beast Boy snapped out from his, uh, trance. 

“Uh..What?” Then quickly registered the question. “I-I-I-I mean, yeah! Well, um, you can s-shower if you want too. I-I’m not going to stop you!” The stammering fool chuckled nervously. Then he had a thought. More of a question than a thought. “Well, what’s something that you always wanted to do together with me?” The question sounded soooo much better in his head and he prayed to God that the question didn’t sound agonizingly weird. 

[nvertoolate]

Terra’s eyes widened in surprise at hearing this nice news before she let a smirk play across her face. “Really? Do you know what that means?” she asked, already imagining the tons of stuff they could do without being watched with hawk eyes by the others - especially Robin.

He was always the one that had to set strict rules around the tower, always talking about how Titans have to learn about discipline and responsibility.

Who said you couldn’t learn about discipline and have fun at the same time?

Terra mirrored Beast Boy’s excited expression and beamed at the shape-shifter. “It’s party time!” she hollered, raising a fist in the air. “Ok, let’s see…what did you ever want to do so badly but couldn’t because of the others?” she wondered before an idea popped into her head. “Hey, I always wondered what’s so special about Raven’s room since she always spends most of her time there.”

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It truly was dream come true. For the first time, Beast Boy had the entire tower, not only to himself, but with someone who he had been hopelessly and obviously doting on; Terra. Surely, a dumb luck chance like today would be the perfect opportunity for the shape-shifter to ‘put the moves on’ his beloved geomancer. Of course, BB had many things in mind but just before he could subtly suggest something, Terra answered for him. “Party time!” Yup. Great.

Beast Boy laughed nervously, scratching the grassy green hair of the back of his head. “Y-Yeah! Party time! That’s exactly what I was thinking!” He lied but laughed it off, anyway. 

Oh? Something that Beast Boy always wanted to do so badly but couldn’t because of the others? Well, the changeling could think of a number of things. Ah, lets see.. Play music in the main room at full blast, make-out with Terra, cook a full tofu-based food spread for himself, make-out with Terra, snoop through Robin’s secret files, make-out with Terra in her room (because his room is too messy), aaaaaaaaand totally make-out with Terra! 

Beast Boy inhaled about to elaborate on his -ahem- thoughts, however (and thank God) Terra interrupted the shape-shifter, just in time, with her proposal. Raven’s room!? Ohhhh no no no no no no. Admittedly, Beast Boy is extremely curious himself but, on the other hand, he doesn’t want to die young either. 

“Ahh, Terra?” He pulled on the hem of Terra’s sleeve. “Uh, I don’t think that’s such a good idea, I mean, I kinda like being alive and such.” Beast Boy is not one to wimp out on people but Raven particularly has a way of making people wish they were dead once her private space is invaded.  

[nvertoolate]

Terra just had enough time to turn to the sound that had called her excitedly before she felt arms wrap tightly around her frame. “Beast Boy? What’s up with all that energy? Don’t tell me you beat Cyborg’s highscore on the Gamestation?” she smirked before laughing. “I wish I could’ve seen his face!”

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        Beast Boy pouted at Terra’s comment, unwrapping his           arms from around her waist. His inadequacy in trying to           overtake his cybernetic friend’s high score in their favorite           video game always put a wound in the green teen’s pride.                      “No.” His ears drooped but they quickly perked back up with                       his grin returning ever so brightly. “We have the entire tower                       to ourselves, dude!” He pumped his fist in the air in excitement.                      “Everyone’s out n’ about! This, like, never happens!” 

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@nvertoolate

         “Terra!” The grinning green bean shouted with excitement. 

       Once Beast Boy spotted his favorite geomancer, he just couldn’t help himself.        All that he knew is that his feet started moving on their own and one, two, & three;        the changeling glomps the poor blonde. 

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          “Terra!” He yelled as he tackles (glomps) the poor geomancer. 

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livingdemonportal:

She listened to his words and gave him a somber smile. He believed in her whole-heartedly and she could feel the love and sadness he was feeling. It made her love him all the more. Raven kissed his cheek in return before pulling him into another embrace.

“I love you so much, Beast Boy. And I need you, too. You make me feel more than I can even begin to process.”

         The changeling basked in the comfort and warmth of the          sorceress’ embrace. Her cloak’s blue cloth felt so comfortable          and inviting, he almost didn’t want to pull away. It’s a wonder          why Raven would always tuck herself away in that thing. Too          comfy. Beast Boy Smiled with a look of genuine love and          adoration in his eyes.                 “I love you too, Raven. Then lets not ever lose this feeling that                 we have.” And with the declaration of his, the animorph closed                 the gap between them and placed a tender kiss upon her lips.                 He felt a series of emotions in that one kiss. Nervous, joy, bliss,                 infatuation, but most importantly, love. 

[better-than-trump]

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chromaticallychallenged:

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blackfiire:

Blackfire laughed. His body movements did more than just give him away, but that didn’t mean that she wasn’t about to have a little fun with it all together.

Grabbing his hand, she gently tugged him towards her before advancing elsewhere. “Here, I’ll show you. And while we’re at it, you can show me what kind of beast you really are.”

     He didn’t understand why she laughed but, before he knew it, Blackfire grabbed his gloved hand and pulled the shape-shifter towards her, causing the poor (yet lucky) guy tumbling into her. To steady himself from falling completely on top of her, he placed his hands on her hips but he soon forgot this bit of contact when she uttered some VERY suggestive things.                                                     “   Wait, wh-what??” 

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