BB GUN SHOW

NOW WITH MORE CAPS!

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"This game is bullshit, Garry, it's just like with the Jews. You always lose."

"Come on, losing is just a part of the fun."

"Tell that to Jesus, Garry. Look into his crucified trainwreck of a face... and say those words."

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"Did you just fart?"

"Garry, let's get something clear here. My ass is a fucking 180 RPM industrial strength, single piston stench engine of gas destruction. I tweaked my diet just to get that extra aftertaste of rotten meat. Hell, I took up goddamn smoking specifically to increase the foulness of my farts. At this point I don't so much pass gas as distill miasma into its purest form. So to answer your initial query, UNLESS YOU HEARD A FUCKING SONIC BOOM OF ASS, IT WASN'T ME. YOU WOULD FUCKING KNOW IT, FUCKER."

"But-"

"THE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH SINGLE PISTON IS MY DICK UP YOUR ASS, GARRY."

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Scientists in agreement - milk is a false liquid.

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Shave? To what end!?

Ricardo M. Stallman