one must imagine Sisyphus yapping

I'm dark brown, dark skin, light skin, beige. Fluorescent beige, bitch, I'm black. ao3

[weebeyonce]

[eleadore]

how many of you are like this

[bbr1]

[eleadore]

i dogged u about ur dogs out and i was like hold up ✋ wait a minute some people really care about feet don’t be rude 😭 i was like FUCK what if she’s so serious about that 😭

im cryigna lgkmdslfk SDLKFMKLDSMF

[bbr1]

i was like record scratch. freeze frame. ur mother taught you better than to start singing who let the dogs out at strangers have some couth!!!

[bbr1]

10 ppl to know meme

last song: “They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!” - i do this horrible thing (dysthymia) where i tend to double down when im feeling awful and so like bad day what do i do? god love him i put on my sufjan playlist - i don’t even think he’s like *depressing* but i think he expresses a lot of sadness that’s beautiful and NOT the best thing for my brain to hear when it’s spiraling but such is depression (literally) hehehe anyway i was like KRONK. CUE THE SADNESS but then a number of silly things happened that snapped me out of it so i’m all good and got to vibe happily to his gorgeous music without being like tortured girl about it all … what did my art teacher used to say? ah yes “mutilated barbie doll vibes” god love her

currently watching: nothing! i finished the bear … im trying to bail on the odyssey this friday … it got rescheduled to saturday holy fucking god i forgot i had plans saturday morning i can’t do two-a-days 😭

currently reading: stoner - john williams

current obsession: ice hockey - lord pls deliver me from this evil (adhd, men, etc) idk why. i have been tennis and soccer baddie down for life but my brain *cringes* it picks up little 2/3 yr projects. idk bruh but i hate it here pls 😭 free me *reblogs 10 identical hockey men*

currently working on: have u ever been yelled at while going through a car wash? yeah i’m trying to be brave and not get bullied into a car wash subscription program, i’m starting a supper club, and, somehow, a separate cocktail club with friends. i would like it to be noted for the record that i feel most comfortable in a room by myself so i am deeply flummoxed when my mouth opens to spew forth plans for social gatherings. i fear im gagged. like by myself and my meds but still!

favorite flower: i’ve never met her but a peony 🥹 i just know she’s PERFECT

last google search: “what is a nevernude” i know I KNOW it’s in the name but i’ve never heard of that and all of a sudden it’s all over my dash and i thought “okay what if it’s some secret thing you don’t know about and you’re WRONG AND DUMB!”

tagging: if u see this on ur dash i triple dog dare you to do this 🥺

[boyd-stevens]

"I’m acting so weird. This is so weird."

OBSESSION 2026, dir. Curry Barker

[bbr1]

watched this whole movie like

[soulofthedeep]

Sound on to hear the water running through pebbles

[springfable]

the concept of going 😬 and telling your team you almost missed on an empty netter

[kloudison]

Its a sunny day

[bliksemflitsenblog]

aiden to me seems one of the few brunettes left in dis world who is immune to will’s siren song and this is why it would be funny if mack made him and will meet. mack bent over cackling at one of will’s “funny stories” and aiden’s like…..this guy…?

[bliksemflitsenblog]

scenes like so

and aiden’s like….and is the funny story in the room with us or

[haleyatwell]

CARRIE FISHER Larry King Live (September 12, 1990)

[soupy-sez]

COLLATERAL (2004) dir. Michael Mann

[bbr1]

RIP sweet prince “🔪” … 6/25/26-7/17/26

[bbr1]

part of the driver of my anxiety today (beside work bullshit) was that i missed my (actual lol) platonic boy best friend’s bday party for the second year in a row.

year one i was not in the mood to go out and remember thinking “who cares” and he was like “uhhh i very much cared and missed you wtf” and i was like ohhhh shit

year two - after having been teased and given endless (totally fine, affectionate even) shit over not attending i was all “put me in coach!!” and then just hit a slump where i actually made a defensive retreat into my shell (apartment) and it could not be helped and i felt GOD AWFUL

and like idk i feel like it’s bad to say “hey im not coming!!” like unless it’s catered i just feel like the main person should NOT be thinking anything other than happy thoughts so i just ghosted and didn’t talk to him for a week and because we work at the same company (lol) saw him this week and i was like “[Y/N] im so sorry i just fell into a fucking emotional and psychological void between [redacted] and [redacted]” and this fucking guy… this motherfucking keeper of every single faux pas i’ve ever made in my life— guess who all of a sudden is like “oh my god i literally didn’t realize you weren’t there!”

MY BROTHER IN GOSSIPING AND SHARING THE CROSSWORD AT WORK what a time to check the fuck out i—😒🙄😑

[etheltempest]

oh bedsy you’re never beating the chud allegations (affectionate)

[variousqueerthings]

geoffrey offending the ghost of his ex-best-friend-secretly-in-love-with-him-turned-antagonistic-after-sleeping-with-his-girlfriend-although-oliver-wishes-they'd-been-a-thrupple-died-before-the-three-of-them-could-make-up-it's-complicated by refusing to allow him to be a part of the creative process, because everybody already thinks he's too crazy to work functionally and also because he's mad at him for always being so overbearing

and they're doing macbeth, of course

[eleadore]

2008 like when they were the twinkle in dada’s eye???

do not say that word to me

[bbr1]

is it better or worse than sp— *shot rings out*

[bbr1]

the only good thing about like the photos app widget is it sometimes throws photos like this at me and it’s like —even when my eye is about to twitch out of its socket because everything at work is stupid today i can’t help but chuckle at the fucking creature i invited into my home and then dragged across the country 🤣🤣