How the fuck did life change so much in a year

Jett,16 (minor), New Jersey is for emo kids, he/they, fuxk it ✨enby✨, also My gender is a form of church, this entire blog is /j bc i am gay joke, morgefucker, entp, leader and founder of sherk shrick cult™,cecided from the us on wed augest 19,2020 1:32am now my room is its own contry called land of Lero, your tumblr blog tech support bicon (send asks if you need any help with coding with ur theme)

[assiraphales]

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

[json-derulo]

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

[junefrombug]

okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.

[niltia]

My friend's book is mentioned in this paper!!

[teaboot]

There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it's worth. It is

[evilnicegirl]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[animentality]

[typhra]

it's like meeting a celebrity

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[ladyplurabelle-deactivated20240]

[sasukeless]

people on tiktok would never survive a day on tumblr

[bisexualwario]

i have like six mutuals this could accurately describe

[thewill0wtree]

The less of a fuck you give about a strangers business the easier it is to actually start to except it

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[lost-my-soup]

@amtrak-official

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is so me, I really really want good cities and high speed frequent transit

[throathole]

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

[werewolf-transgenderism]

every time I see those screenshots from queering the map it makes me fucking weep

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are so many more too this is only a handful

[hollowboobtheory]

goth fashion is a parody of old money. the sooner you understand this the sooner you can unlock the full potential of your inner darkness. also stop buying from shein.

[hollowboobtheory]

“goth is bougie” motherfucker goth is when you grab whatever you have within reach and slap it together to make it look old, fancy, and most importantly, OFFPUTTING! 

goth is looking at the medici family and going “i can do that too, you’re not special. wooowooo look at me i’m a centuries old generational plague on society.” 

your local thrift store, willingness to destroy, trust in the process, and audacity are your best friends.

[leebrontide]

This person gets it

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

THIS GOES FOR SCENE TOO!! aswell as it’s obvious goth and emo influences, it’s looking at the rich and celebrity upper class fashions of the 00s, looking at Paris Hilton and being like bitch you ain’t special I got sparkles and leopard print on everything too AND I still look alt and weird WHILST DOING IT. I can go out and act like I’m a parody of a rich bitch on a fraction of the budget too now pass me the stolen eyeliner and the fourloko we’re getting FUCKED UP were partying like MILLIONAIRES BITCHEZ ooo look at meeee I’m so fancy I’m TRASHY >:3

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

[nobutigotchezwiz]

Hey is anyone on her pulling up to the midtown concert at the welmount

[ghostiestart]

fake the academy is... and midtown tour poster I drew based on wishes and dreams. and also because I love Bill & Ted