... but you can call me cookie

she/her | 18+ only

[venirush]

Cigarette cake

[boykathy]

[louisegluckpdf]

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

[pistachiou-deactivated20170527]

i think the rain thinks the garden isnt green enough!!

[beetroot-murdertime]

Hallo nette deutsche Menschen of Tumblr, mein Britischer Kumpel hat mich was gefragt und ich gebe diese Frage nun an Sie weiter.

Wie ist Ihr Mittag-/ und Abendessen normalerweise? (warme/kalte Gerichte)

Mittag warm essen, Abends warm essen

Mittags warm essen, Abends kalt essen

Mittags kalt essen, Abends kalt essen

Mittags kalt essen, Abends warm essen

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

Und bitte auch schön weiter rebloggen :) damit wir ne größere Gruppe befragen. Oder so.

Mfg, eine Rote Beete

My British friends version btw falls ihr sehen wollt was in der uk abgeht von @blueest-owl he started this debate

[atsu-kinnie]

Doomed siblings have me on a chokehold in a way no trope can ever achieve. Something so gut wrenchingly beautiful about two kids going through unimaginable trauma and coming out damaged forever. I always eat it up. Maybe they stay together and find solace only in each other, used and kicked out by society! Maybe they end up on opposite sides of the war! Maybe they end up betraying one another! Maybe one of them dies haunting the narrative forever! Maybe one of them destroys the world for the other! So many endless tragic possibilities!

[m0tel6mxzzy]

“an evening with pinkpantheress” by nick blandford (manchester, uk 2026)

[bccamplight]

if i knew how to duck walk i'd do it all the time as a stim. walking that fucking duck through the aisles of the supermarket

[bccamplight]

i told my mum i wanted to kill myself. she said, 'brian, grow up. you're forty years old. ain't it time to stop that shit?' but i came to save the world. and by the way, mum? i'm forty-one. and i've just begun

[ilovevampyrez]

Strawberry Switchblade photographed for ‘Go West Young Woman’ interview with Stuart Husband, 1985

[bccamplight]

mum can you come pick me up they're rpfing on the Todd In Shadows subreddit

[nemfrog]

Late stage embryos. Biology and human affairs. 1941.

Internet Archive

[lovefindsme]

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Gay Fish Indulgence

[scoliosed]

sarah sudhoff, exploratory surgery, from the series repository

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE