HOW MANY GOOD GUYS ARE LEFT ?

HOW MANY STAYED THAT WAY ?

[tougharchive-blog]

   “      look, bill, um          about your buddy back there … that’s a tough deal.      ”

                                       ind & sel joel miller from the last of us.                                                     as written by stevie.

[darkinherheart]

ladiieschoice:

ok but a ‘your apartment is next to/above mine & i can hear you & your partner dancing & singing & the bed moving & you two laughing & talking in hushed tones & it won’t let me sleep so i bitch about it to you 24/7 & then one day it just stops & one day turns into one week & then months & i haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, i’ve been knocking for ten minutes’ au.

[bctlegacy-blog]

there was a time            a time before. there were perfect things, diamond absolutes. but things fall … things on EARTH. & what falls … is fallen. in the dream, it took me to the light. a beautiful lie.

                                            insp. purrsuasion.┊cred. © ©

[bctlegacy-blog]

so idk if tattoo shops do it anywhere else but here a lot of tattoo shops give tattoos related to halloween / friday the 13th for $13 if you do it on a friday the 13th, and i might be doing that today !!!

[bctlegacy-blog]

@keepingalist.  (  liked.  )

        “      you have a lot of strong opinions for someone who looks like they want to stay in the shadows.      ”

[bctlegacy-blog]

@dutyslain.  (  liked.  )

        “      you really don’t have to do this.      ”    the exasperation in his tone shone through, highlighting the way fingers tapped along the countertop for lack of anything BETTER to do.

            “      i understand the orders you’ve been given, but also given the fact that i don’t necessarily need to be WATCHED OVER, i think it might be overstepping to give me a tail. maybe tell the president that before he assigns you to me.       ”

[bctlegacy-blog]

atlasvein.

‘babe’ he’s gotten used to, it’s been used in public too often, enough of a generic pet name for it to have become a go-to from day one    (  honey, sweetie, and others of the like would fit the same category  )     ———     pookie, however. christ. no matter how many times he hears it, it never fails to put the slightest hint of a frown upon his features       …      this lovely morning being no expection. clark  SIGHS.

           ❛  alright, don’t push your luck.  ❜        he might indulge him. for the sake of staying civil. hands take a freshly made cup of coffee from the rather fancy machine    (  bruce’s, no doubt  )   to the other’s hand, placing it within his grip gently.       ❛  you want blueberry ?  add them yourself. i’m feeling chocolate chips more.  ❜

        a hand LIFTED at the last moment, fingers knocking against the jut of the other’s chin after he was handed the cup. an affectionate gesture, if he was ever able to give one. & even if the sound of that world-weary sigh put a little more PEP in his step, it meant nothing compared to the taste of fresh coffee first thing in the morning.

        “      i always push my luck. thought you loved that about me.      ”    the aforementioned fruit now CRADLED in his palm, he popped a few in his mouth with a smirk wholly meant for clark’s eyes only.    “      you’re the one that offered to cook breakfast. aren’t you supposed to mind your husband’s wishes ?      ”

[bctlegacy-blog]

@purrsuasion.  (  liked.  )

        “              you’re not exactly giving a valid argument here. i found you elbow deep in a senator’s metaphorical cookie jar.      ”

[bctlegacy-blog]

degeneris.

forgive him if he doesn’t show much respect when he’s heard the same spiel from every tom, dick, and harry he’s met over the years. a yawn, a sigh, and a rather weak burp is all that’s given in terms of a response. though, this was BATMAN, someone he should probably stay on the good side of. 

or whatever.    ❛  trust me, pal — i don’t wanna be in new jersey any more than i have to, alright? i’m here on avengers’ business, and once i’m done, you can watch my tight ass as i leave. we good? we cool?  ❜ 

        there’s a moment where he felt the need to PINCH the bridge of his nose, heave out a sigh strong enough to lift broad shoulders. but then the words the other spoke registered, forcing lips to purse in an even bigger show of ANNOYANCE.

            “      what does the avengers have to do in gotham ?      ”    gaze focusing more ACUTELY on red spandex, he couldn’t help but actually pay attention instead of pushing it all to the side in favor of his own agenda.    “      what’s going on that they think they need to interfere somewhere they aren’t needed ?      ”

[bctlegacy-blog]

a bug ......... just crawled .............. down the glass on my glasses .................. i don’t need to see i can just throW MY GLASSES OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW IT’S FINE

[bctlegacy-blog]

❛ what are you—five? ❜

                      shit my teachers have said.  (  accepting.  )

        the HINT of a smirk tugged at the edges of his mouth. hands reaching, pulling at a piece in his belt with an air of nonchalance.    “      good to know your talent for trash talking when nervous is still INTACT, catwoman.      ”    unraveling the grappling hook now clutched between his palms, he made a SHOW of gesturing toward the roof across from where they were currently arguing about the right way to conduct the plan.

                “      we have a job here to do. you ready or not ?      ”

[earnedstripes]

CONGRATULATIONS, CAP. YOU’RE A CRIMINAL. 

[bctlegacy-blog]

nutsaboutbirds.

i kinda just figured that was something you had on repeating in your own head

that’s just ... baseless & inaccurate. i’m Offended, wilson

[bnsolo]

Nick Dunne + St. Louis Cardinals shirt

[bctlegacy-blog]

#i  ( a person who has never done anything wrong in their entire life )  am very hurt right now i dont deserve this snark #im siding w/ gl from here on out

is this the part where i start singing hello darkness my old friend ?

[bctlegacy-blog]

❛ i don’t get payed enough to deal with this. ❜

                        shit my teachers have said.  (  accepting.  )

        “              weren’t you the one that was bragging about the new facility iron man built for your little team ? no compensation for being a HERO ?      ”    alfred would tell him he was being snarky. he’d probably agree, if he wasn’t too busy smirking down at the tools he was trying to pick through for whatever mission he was ACCOMPANYING tonight.

[komiksans]

shit my teachers have said

sometimes going to school is worth it.

❛ okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. ❜

❛ i could go slower, but i don’t want to. ❜

❛ i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. ❜

❛ you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. ❜

❛ oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. ❜

❛ hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. ❜

❛ OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE! ❜

❛ who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. ❜

❛ what did you draw for me? ❜

❛ i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. ❜

❛ DON’T AIM FOR URANUS. ❜

❛ can you hold my gun for a second? ❜

❛ it was not my intention to shoot you. ❜

❛ you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? ❜

❛ the angle doesn’t matter, does it? ❜

❛ oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. ❜

❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜

❛ oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? ❜

❛ what are you—five? ❜

❛ how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? ❜

❛ congratulations, you just killed everyone. ❜

❛ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. ❜

❛ don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. ❜

❛ you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. ❜

❛ you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. ❜

*SCREAM OF TERROR*

❛ bless your ass out of here. ❜

❛ don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. ❜

❛ jesus can’t help you now. ❜

❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜

❛ i am done with your sarcastic attitude. ❜

❛ the only excuse for not coming is dying. ❜

❛ the only size that matters is the size of the statue. ❜

❛ i don’t get payed enough to deal with this. ❜

❛ don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. ❜