@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired
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@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired
i miss reading
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remember to carry a deep and unnameable shame within you at all times
said nervously. might finish hacks today....
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish
I know I have a novel in me but it seems to be lodged in like. I don't know. my appendix.
at some point your story will rupture and cause you unbelievable pain until it is taken out into the world
why is this so moving
sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this
Yes! Yes! Yes!
kmsing i have an employment support meeting today im so tired i yearn to. not think about employment. ever again
today i learnt that when interviewers ask u "tell me about yourself" they literally want you to tell them about your career and not.....who you are..............ok.......
also it's so 💀 when i share [evil uni lore] as a fun pres-party-convo and then am met with "oh my god that's terrible im so sorry?". are u not laughing w me at how absurd and surreal the lore is. no? ok. fair enough.
please don't laugh's dedication to wringing qiyan agula like a wet rag is truly inspirational
i was asked my favourite poem at a social event the other day and literally panicked cos im so bad at choosing favourites so i felt like such a poser floundering around going oh god what IS my favourite poem umm um um. i need to nail this down. i need to create a list of favourite poems. i have to be better
it doesn't help that my memory is ass. like </3 off the top of my head i feel like.....lady of shallot.....that terrace hayes poem (past and future assassin....? i can't remember the title......orz), ozymandias. maybe. there's a romantic poem i remember studying that i Really liked (possibly by percy shelley?), recent fave everything is waiting for you (david whyte??).....i love everything i read from audre lorde and ocean vuong.....i remember Really enjoying mary oliver's blue horses collection......im not a poser i promise.........my memory is just shit....
i was asked my favourite poem at a social event the other day and literally panicked cos im so bad at choosing favourites so i felt like such a poser floundering around going oh god what IS my favourite poem umm um um. i need to nail this down. i need to create a list of favourite poems. i have to be better
In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.
absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.
people who grew up with money will deadass look you in the eye and ask if you’ve ever gone skiing
Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”
I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”